Quotes from the Movie How the Grinch Stole Christmas!

All the Whos down in Whoville liked Christmas a lot, But the Grinch, who lived just north of Whoville, did not. The Grinch hated Christmas ˇ the whole Christmas season. Oh, please don't ask why, no one quite knows the reason. It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight. Or maybe his head wasn't screwed on just right. But I think that the best reason of all May have been that his heart was two sizes too small.

Narrator

YES! DOWN A SIZE AND A HALF!! And this time, I'll keep it off.

The Grinch

Any calls?

The Grinch

You have no messages.

Answering Machine

Odd. Better check the outgoing.

The Grinch

"If you so much as utter one syllable, I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND GUT YOU LIKE A FISH! If you'd like to fax me, press the star key."

Answering Machine

Blast this christmas music! It's joyful and triumphant.

The Grinch

Suffering snorkel blatz! They're relentless!.

The Grinch

Nice kid, bad judge of charecter.

The Grinch

Santa, What Christmas really about?

Cindy Lou Who

Vengeance. I meanÍ presents, I suppose.

The Grinch

Oh, the Who-manity.

The Grinch

It's because I'm green, isn't it?

The Grinch

The nerve of those Whos. Inviting me down there ˇ and on such short notice. Even if I wanted to go, my schedule wouldn't allow it. 4:00, wallow in self pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one. 5:30, Jazzercize. 6:30, dinner with me. I can't cancel that again. 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing ˇ I'm booked. Of course, if I bump the loathing to nine, I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling, and slip slowly into madness. But what would I wear?

The Grinch

One man's toxic waste is another man's potpourri.

The Grinch

I don't know, it's some kind of soup.

The Grinch

And they'll feast, feast, feast, feast. They'll eat their Who-Pudding and rare Who-Roast Beast. But there's something I just cannot stand in leastÍ Oh no. I'm speaking in rhyme!

The Grinch

Year after year, I've put up with it now I must stop Christmas from coming But how? I mean-in what way?

The Grinch

The Whos, young and old, would sit down to a Feast, and they will feast, and they will feast.

Narrator

Jury duty, jury duty, jury duty, blackmail, pink slip, chain letter, eviction notice, blackmail, jury duty...

The Grinch

Then he got an idea. An awful idea. The Grinch had a wonderful, awful idea.

Narrator

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