Quotes from the Movie I Heart Huckabees

Do I benefit from getting some great P.R. For Huckabees when we need it? Absolutely. But do I care about saving the open spaces? Yes, I do.

Brad Stand

Shania hates mayo all right, and she can't eat chicken salad, thats no joke. We gave it to her once, she threw up in the limo - the lady hates chicken salad. So I bring out a bunch of tuna fish sandwiches - she still doesn't believe me - I say, Shania, I'm allergic to mayo - which, by the way, is a lie. Shania still doesn't believe me so I eat two of the sandwiches in front of her to prove it. So she eats one and a half sandwiches, one and a half sandwiches... before she realizes, its chicken salad.

Brad Stand

Shania cares!

Brad Stand

Why is marriage and kids so important? I mean, there's an overpopulation problem!

Brad Stand

NOBODY SEES THAT PICTURE!!!

Brad Stand

Did you see that? Shania knew who I was.

Brad Stand

When you get the blanket thing you can relax because everything you could ever want or be you already have and are.

Bernard Jaffe

There is no such thing as you or me,

Bernard Jaffe

There is no such thing as you or me, There's no such thing as nothing.

Bernard Jaffe

There is no remainder in the mathematics of Infinity.

Bernard Jaffe

Say this blanket represents all the matter and energy in the universe, okay? This is me, this is you, And over here, this is the Eiffel Tower, right, it's Paris!

Bernard Jaffe

No time for infinity? Gotta piece together a theory?

Bernard Jaffe

Your mind is always occupied on something...so it may as well be something helpful.

Bernard Jaffe

I'm in my tree talking to the Dixie Chicks and they're making me feel better.

Dawn Campbell

Wake up, pretty girl, the joke is on you!

Dawn Campbell

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