Quotes from the Movie I, Robot

There's nothing in here. It's just lights and clockwork.

Detective Del Spooner

Look, this is not what I do but, I have an idea for one of your commercials: You could see a carpenter, makin' a beautiful chair, and then one of your robots comes in, and makes a better chair, twice as fast. An then you super-impose on the screen: "USR. Shittin' on the little guy." That would be the fade out.

Detective Del Spooner

Y'know, somehow "I told you so" just doesn't quite say it.

Detective Del Spooner

Does believing you're the last sane man on the planet make you crazy? 'Cause if it does, maybe I am.

Detective Del Spooner

... Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.

Detective Del Spooner

There is no way my luck is that bad. Aw, HELL NO!

Detective Del Spooner

You were right, Doc. I am the dumbest dumb person on the face of the Earth.

Detective Del Spooner

Look, I know you've experienced a loss, but this relationship just can't work, I mean you're a cat, I'm black, and I'm not gonna be hurt again.

Detective Del Spooner

You have SO got to die.

Detective Del Spooner

Robots building robots? Now that's just stupid.

Detective Del Spooner

What hospital are you goin' to? I'll meet ya and sign you and your buddy's casts.

Detective Del Spooner

That's right, I'm just a 6 foot 2, 200 pound civilian... here to kick another civilian's ass.

Detective Del Spooner

You and your feelings. They just run you, don't they?

Detective Del Spooner

First off, stop cussin', 'cause you're not good at it.

Detective Del Spooner

Please tell me this doesn't run on gas! Gas explodes, you know!

Susan Calvin

You are the dumbest dumb person I have ever met!

Susan Calvin

Thank you... you said someone, not something.

Sonny

They look like me... but they are not... me.

Sonny

You're living proof that it is better to be lucky than smart.

Lt. John Bergin

My logic is undeniable, my logic is undeniable, myyy looogic is unndeenniabble...VIKI

VIKI

A robot may not harm a human or, by inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

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A robot must obey orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the first law.

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A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the first or second law.

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I'm sorry, my responses are limited...you must ask the right questions.

Hologram of Dr. Lanning

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