This is my Peter - uh, my friend Peter. We just met at the, uh, intersexual... homosection... INTERSECTION!
I just came out! At my wedding!
I need a heterosexual male, CODE RED!
Is everybody gay? Is this a Twilight Zone?
For God's sake, don't shake that booty!
Think of John Wayne, Arnold Schwarzenegger. Arnold doesn't dance, he can hardly walk.
Truly manly men do NOT dance.
Well, how did you do... prissy boy?
This is Cameron's first nomination and he's in extremely good company. Tonight he joins fellow best actor nominee Paul Newman for "Coot", Clint Eastwood for "Codger", Michael Douglas for "Primary Urges" and Steven Seagal for "Snowball in Hell".
Maybe I should thank someone else. Someone who's really been there, someone who taught me a lot, about poetry and Shakespeare, and just, y'know, stayin' awake, man. Someone who's just an overall great guy, a great teacher... to Howard Brackett from Greenleaf, Indiana! And he's gay. Y'know, I've been thinking alot about this night, and I've decided to dedicate this whole night to a great, gay teacher. Mr. Brackett, WE WON!
He used to mow our lawn. Never again.
A teacher in trouble. A town under siege. A journey to the heartland. Stay tuned.
I need that wedding. I need some beauty and some music and some placecards before I die. It's like heroin.
Should gays be allowed to handle fresh produce?
I don't have time. I promised to do that photo shoot this afternoon. I have to shower and vomit!
You can't be gay! You're a tramp!