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Look, I really don't think they flew ninety billion light-years to come down here and start a fight, and get all rowdy.
No, sir, I'm just a little anxious to get up there and whup E.T.'s ass, that's all.
That's right! That's what you get! Look at you! Ship all banged up! Who's the man? Who's the man?! Wait until I get another plane! I am going to line up all your friends right beside you!
Welcome to Earth!
Now that's what I call a close encounter.
Oh, no. You did NOT shoot that green shit at me!
Y'know, this was supposed to be my weekend off, but noooo. You got me out here, draggin' your heavy ass, through the burnin' desert, with your dreadlocks (tentacles) sticking out the back of my parachute. You gotta come down here with an attitude, actin' all big and badÖand WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SMELL?! I could've been at a BARBECUE! But I ain't mad.
I have GOT to get me one of these!
Peace!
WHOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Elvis has left the building!
Must go faster, must go faster, gogogogogogogogo...
Time's up.
This thing comes fully loaded. AM/FM radio, reclining bucket seats, and... power windows.
I gave it a cold... I gave it a virus. A computer virus.
They're using our own satellites against us. The clock is ticking.
Checkmate...
Oh, thank you very much. Oh, I love you man!
Forget the fat lady, you're obsessed with the fat lady!
So why are you waiting? Hmm? My Social Security will expire you'll still be sitting there.
'All you need is love.' John Lennon, smart man, shot in the back - very sad.
Everyone's trying to get out of Washington, and we're the only schmucks trying to get in.
If you're so smart, tell me something, how come you go to M.I.T. for 8 years to become a cable repairman?
It's the White House. You don't just go up to the door and ring the bell.
If I had known I was gonna meet the president I would've worn a tie. Look at me, I look like a schliemiel.
You punched the president? Mein Gott!
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