Quotes from the Movie Intolerable Cruelty

You fascinate me.

Miles Massey

Sorry. I'm not omniscient.

Miles Massey

"Ham sandwich on stale rye bread. Lots of mayo, easy on the ham."

Miles Massey

Let the record show that the Baron has identified Rex Rexroth as the silly man!

Miles Massey

I've invested five good years in my marriage to Rex and I've nailed his ass fair and square. Now I'm going to have it stuffed, mounted, and have my lady friends come over and throw darts at it.

Marylin Rexroth

You want tact, call a tactician. You want an ass nailed, you come see Gus Petch.

Gus Petch

Who needs a home when you've got a colostomy bag?

Wrigley

Told him it was no go...

Wrigley

Why kill the only woman you've ever loved when shes the richer party.

Wrigley

Explain this away, darling!

Donovan Donaly

I'm going to talk to you about the law. We serve the law. We honor the law. And sometimes, we obey the law. But this is not one of those times.

Herb Myerson

You should have seen this coming you Australian piece of shit!

Bonnie Donaly

Has any one got some bones?

The Baron