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Quotes from the movie Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
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Yo lunchbox, hurry it up.
Jay


In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us.
Jay


In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us.
Jay


Ladies, Ladies, Ladies, Jay and Silent Bob are in the hizzouse!
Jay


Zoinks, yo!
Jay


Tickets? Since when did they start charging for the bus? Didn't we used to ride that shit to school every morning for free?
Jay


Dude, I think I just filled the cup.
Jay


Tickets? Since when did they start charging for the bus? Didn't we used to ride that shit to school every morning for free?
Jay


Yo. You guys need to turn those frowns upside down. And I got just the thing for that. We call them Doobie Snax.
Jay


Just call me Darth Balls... Bong.
Jay


Eew, man, she had '70s bush. Damn second rule in that book should be: "Trim that shit".
Jay


Just like Winnie the Pooh.
Jay


I can't believe I'm gonna get some pussy for stealin' the monkey. Stealin' the little monkey. Man, if I woulda known that, I would have been stealin' monkeys since I was like, seven and shit.
Jay


I don't get out to the movies that much, but "Bluntman and Chronic" was blunt-tastic.
Whillenholly


We don't want to rub the C.L.I.T. the wrong way.
Whillenholly


Plaschke, this is Willenholly. I need you to get me on the national news, pronto. Why? Because we may very well be dealing with the two most dangerous men on the planet.
Whillenholly


Wow. That was just an incredibly daring escape.
Whillenholly


Remember, folks... stimulation of the C.L.I.T is not recommended.
Whillenholly


Oh Yeah! Oh Yeah! You chug that ass cock, baby. You need two hands. Oh, you like that, MULE. Mules are... GOOD!
Whillenholly


And we do want to say to the people at home, the clit is not something to be played with.
Reg Hartner


Cra-cra-cracker?
Chaka Luther King


Another white boy in this movie? Damn.
Chaka Luther King


Crazy crackers with guns. Its time I get my black ass out of here.
Chaka Luther King


Crazy crackers with guns. Its time I get my black ass out of here.
Chaka Luther King


Do you know that I came up with the idea for Sesame Street? I came up with it before PBS. The white man stole it. That's right. I was gonna call it "N.W.P." - Niggaz With Puppets. Catchy, ain't it?
Chaka Luther King


I think George Lucas gonna sue somebody!
Chaka Luther King


Do you think "Fat Albert" had an inker? No, Bill Cosby did the whole thing with a roller and it was EXCELLENT.
Chaka Luther King


Not again.
Cock-Knocker


Ohhh no you don't. You're not gonna upstage me, Van Der Beek!
Cock-Knocker


Nights like this... I miss dating a lesbian.
Holden


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