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Yo lunchbox, hurry it up.
In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us.
In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us.
Ladies, Ladies, Ladies, Jay and Silent Bob are in the hizzouse!
Zoinks, yo!
Tickets? Since when did they start charging for the bus? Didn't we used to ride that shit to school every morning for free?
Dude, I think I just filled the cup.
Tickets? Since when did they start charging for the bus? Didn't we used to ride that shit to school every morning for free?
Yo. You guys need to turn those frowns upside down. And I got just the thing for that. We call them Doobie Snax.
Just call me Darth Balls... Bong.
Eew, man, she had '70s bush. Damn second rule in that book should be: "Trim that shit".
Just like Winnie the Pooh.
I can't believe I'm gonna get some pussy for stealin' the monkey. Stealin' the little monkey. Man, if I woulda known that, I would have been stealin' monkeys since I was like, seven and shit.
I don't get out to the movies that much, but "Bluntman and Chronic" was blunt-tastic.
We don't want to rub the C.L.I.T. the wrong way.
Plaschke, this is Willenholly. I need you to get me on the national news, pronto. Why? Because we may very well be dealing with the two most dangerous men on the planet.
Wow. That was just an incredibly daring escape.
Remember, folks... stimulation of the C.L.I.T is not recommended.
Oh Yeah! Oh Yeah! You chug that ass cock, baby. You need two hands. Oh, you like that, MULE. Mules are... GOOD!
And we do want to say to the people at home, the clit is not something to be played with.
Cra-cra-cracker?
Another white boy in this movie? Damn.
Crazy crackers with guns. Its time I get my black ass out of here.
Crazy crackers with guns. Its time I get my black ass out of here.
Do you know that I came up with the idea for Sesame Street? I came up with it before PBS. The white man stole it. That's right. I was gonna call it "N.W.P." - Niggaz With Puppets. Catchy, ain't it?
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