Quotes from the Movie Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

Plaschke, this is Willenholly. I need you to get me on the national news, pronto. Why? Because we may very well be dealing with the two most dangerous men on the planet.

Whillenholly

Wow. That was just an incredibly daring escape.

Whillenholly

Remember, folks... stimulation of the C.L.I.T is not recommended.

Whillenholly

Oh Yeah! Oh Yeah! You chug that ass cock, baby. You need two hands. Oh, you like that, MULE. Mules are... GOOD!

Whillenholly

And we do want to say to the people at home, the clit is not something to be played with.

Reg Hartner

Cra-cra-cracker?

Chaka Luther King

Another white boy in this movie? Damn.

Chaka Luther King

Crazy crackers with guns. Its time I get my black ass out of here.

Chaka Luther King

Crazy crackers with guns. Its time I get my black ass out of here.

Chaka Luther King

Do you know that I came up with the idea for Sesame Street? I came up with it before PBS. The white man stole it. That's right. I was gonna call it "N.W.P." - Niggaz With Puppets. Catchy, ain't it?

Chaka Luther King

I think George Lucas gonna sue somebody!

Chaka Luther King

Do you think "Fat Albert" had an inker? No, Bill Cosby did the whole thing with a roller and it was EXCELLENT.

Chaka Luther King

Not again.

Cock-Knocker

Ohhh no you don't. You're not gonna upstage me, Van Der Beek!

Cock-Knocker

Nights like this... I miss dating a lesbian.

Holden

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