Quotes from the Movie Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

Do you know that I came up with the idea for Sesame Street? I came up with it before PBS. The white man stole it. That's right. I was gonna call it "N.W.P." - Niggaz With Puppets. Catchy, ain't it?

Chaka Luther King

I think George Lucas gonna sue somebody!

Chaka Luther King

Do you think "Fat Albert" had an inker? No, Bill Cosby did the whole thing with a roller and it was EXCELLENT.

Chaka Luther King

Not again.

Cock-Knocker

Ohhh no you don't. You're not gonna upstage me, Van Der Beek!

Cock-Knocker

Nights like this... I miss dating a lesbian.

Holden

Nothing. The Internet has given everybody in America a voice. For some reason, everybody decides to use that voice to bitch about movies.

Holden

And on that note, we cue the music.

Brodie

It is a comic book, not your dick! Show some respect. Hold it like you'd hold a woman.

Brodie

Hi, Ray and Rirent Rob.

Scooby Doo

Hey Mr. Science Guy... don't spray that aerosol in my eye... for... for I... I don't really wanna die. I'm a noble rabbit...

Brent

The hell with this. Let's go back to the station house, and cornhole us a drunk.

Sheriff

Are we gonna have a problem... again?

Ben Affleck

See? I told you that restraining order was a good idea.

Randal Graves

See? If you were funnier than that, ABC wouldn't have cancelled us.

Randal Graves

Willam Black

Randal Graves

That's beautiful, man.

Randal Graves

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