This page contains quotes from the movie Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. You can find more Alphabetized listing of films for which quotations are available in the index page. Thanks to the many celebrated and unheralded screenwriters who have provided these memorable movie quotes and lines of dialogue.


Home >> Moviequotes >> J >> Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back




Quotes from the movie Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
 1
I think George Lucas gonna sue somebody!
Chaka Luther King


Do you think "Fat Albert" had an inker? No, Bill Cosby did the whole thing with a roller and it was EXCELLENT.
Chaka Luther King


Not again.
Cock-Knocker


Ohhh no you don't. You're not gonna upstage me, Van Der Beek!
Cock-Knocker


Nights like this... I miss dating a lesbian.
Holden


Nothing. The Internet has given everybody in America a voice. For some reason, everybody decides to use that voice to bitch about movies.
Holden


And on that note, we cue the music.
Brodie


It is a comic book, not your dick! Show some respect. Hold it like you'd hold a woman.
Brodie


Hi, Ray and Rirent Rob.
Scooby Doo


Hey Mr. Science Guy... don't spray that aerosol in my eye... for... for I... I don't really wanna die. I'm a noble rabbit...
Brent


The hell with this. Let's go back to the station house, and cornhole us a drunk.
Sheriff


Are we gonna have a problem... again?
Ben Affleck


See? I told you that restraining order was a good idea.
Randal Graves


See? If you were funnier than that, ABC wouldn't have cancelled us.
Randal Graves


Willam Black
Randal Graves


That's beautiful, man.
Randal Graves