Quotes from the Movie Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

Yo lunchbox, hurry it up.

Jay

In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us.

Jay

In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us.

Jay

Ladies, Ladies, Ladies, Jay and Silent Bob are in the hizzouse!

Jay

Zoinks, yo!

Jay

Tickets? Since when did they start charging for the bus? Didn't we used to ride that shit to school every morning for free?

Jay

Dude, I think I just filled the cup.

Jay

Tickets? Since when did they start charging for the bus? Didn't we used to ride that shit to school every morning for free?

Jay

Yo. You guys need to turn those frowns upside down. And I got just the thing for that. We call them Doobie Snax.

Jay

Just call me Darth Balls... Bong.

Jay

Eew, man, she had '70s bush. Damn second rule in that book should be: "Trim that shit".

Jay

Just like Winnie the Pooh.

Jay

I can't believe I'm gonna get some pussy for stealin' the monkey. Stealin' the little monkey. Man, if I woulda known that, I would have been stealin' monkeys since I was like, seven and shit.

Jay

I don't get out to the movies that much, but "Bluntman and Chronic" was blunt-tastic.

Whillenholly

We don't want to rub the C.L.I.T. the wrong way.

Whillenholly

Plaschke, this is Willenholly. I need you to get me on the national news, pronto. Why? Because we may very well be dealing with the two most dangerous men on the planet.

Whillenholly

Wow. That was just an incredibly daring escape.

Whillenholly

Remember, folks... stimulation of the C.L.I.T is not recommended.

Whillenholly

Oh Yeah! Oh Yeah! You chug that ass cock, baby. You need two hands. Oh, you like that, MULE. Mules are... GOOD!

Whillenholly

And we do want to say to the people at home, the clit is not something to be played with.

Reg Hartner

Cra-cra-cracker?

Chaka Luther King

Another white boy in this movie? Damn.

Chaka Luther King

Crazy crackers with guns. Its time I get my black ass out of here.

Chaka Luther King

Crazy crackers with guns. Its time I get my black ass out of here.

Chaka Luther King

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