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Quotes from the movie Joe Dirt
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~ Things are gonna happen for me, I'm Joe Dirt.~
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~ I'm a rocker through and through. Here's a list of my favorite bands: AC/DC, Van Halen not Van Hagar, Skynyrd, Def Lep...~
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~ Life's a garden, dig it.~
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~ When bad pets go bad, dang.~
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~ Turn it up.~
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~ Ya gotta keep on, keepin' on.~
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~ Right on! You're Joe Meteorite and I'm Joe Dirt.~
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~ You guys got somethin' to say to me? Why don't you say it in the microphone. I got a backup mike right here. Check one two, testing, testing. Yup, they both working and guess what? they don't like no feed back, what's up?~
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~ His name's Rocky and he ain't no puppy.~
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~ Now, this ain't no flapjack, so I'm gonna be real careful, I won't look.~
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~ My name is Joe Dirté, I added an e to the end, cause it sounds cool.~
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~ And at that moment I thought I might just lie there and never get up. I would just sit there and rot there, but then I looked up and saw the moon and got this weird feeling that Brandy was looking up at that same moon. Then I realized I had a home all along, in Silvertown.~
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~ There are three rules when dealing with a deadly crocodile. Rule number one, I'm number one. Rule number two, the croc's number two.~
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~ YOU JUST SAID YOUR SISTER WAS HOT. WHAT A FOR-EEK. You're going to Hell, man.~
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~ And you'll be sticking your head out the window and check out chick dogs saying "What's up, baby?"~
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