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Quotes from the movie Joe Dirt
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Things are gonna happen for me, I'm Joe Dirt.
Joe Dirt


I'm a rocker through and through. Here's a list of my favorite bands: AC/DC, Van Halen not Van Hagar, Skynyrd, Def Lep...
Joe Dirt


Life's a garden, dig it.
Joe Dirt


When bad pets go bad, dang.
Joe Dirt


Turn it up.
Joe Dirt


Ya gotta keep on, keepin' on.
Joe Dirt


Right on! You're Joe Meteorite and I'm Joe Dirt.
Joe Dirt


You guys got somethin' to say to me? Why don't you say it in the microphone. I got a backup mike right here. Check one two, testing, testing. Yup, they both working and guess what? they don't like no feed back, what's up?
Joe Dirt


His name's Rocky and he ain't no puppy.
Joe Dirt


Now, this ain't no flapjack, so I'm gonna be real careful, I won't look.
Joe Dirt


My name is Joe DirtÈ, I added an e to the end, cause it sounds cool.
Joe Dirt


And at that moment I thought I might just lie there and never get up. I would just sit there and rot there, but then I looked up and saw the moon and got this weird feeling that Brandy was looking up at that same moon. Then I realized I had a home all along, in Silvertown.
Joe Dirt


There are three rules when dealing with a deadly crocodile. Rule number one, I'm number one. Rule number two, the croc's number two.
Joe Dirt


YOU JUST SAID YOUR SISTER WAS HOT. WHAT A FOR-EEK. You're going to Hell, man.
Joe Dirt


And you'll be sticking your head out the window and check out chick dogs saying "What's up, baby?"
Joe Dirt


That shit'll buff out.
Joe Dirt


Luckily, my neck broke my fall.
Joe Dirt


You wanna fight? Why don't you stick your head up my butt and fight for air?
Joe Dirt


It puts the Joe Dirt in the hole.
Joe Dirt


Why don't you go practice, fallin' down, I'll be there in a minute.
Joe Dirt


Where's my supplies?
Joe Dirt


I thought I had broken my ass bone
Joe Dirt


Now, you're telling me you were so ingrained with white trash DNA, your facial hair actually grows in on its own all white trashy like that?
Zander Kelly


What's the story here? I'm a white trash idiot - The end.
Zander Kelly


God Almighty, mana from inbred heaven. Hey freak boy: 1976 called, it wants its hairstyle back.
Zander Kelly