Quotes from the Movie Joe Dirt

Things are gonna happen for me, I'm Joe Dirt.

Joe Dirt

I'm a rocker through and through. Here's a list of my favorite bands: AC/DC, Van Halen not Van Hagar, Skynyrd, Def Lep...

Joe Dirt

Life's a garden, dig it.

Joe Dirt

When bad pets go bad, dang.

Joe Dirt

Turn it up.

Joe Dirt

Ya gotta keep on, keepin' on.

Joe Dirt

Right on! You're Joe Meteorite and I'm Joe Dirt.

Joe Dirt

You guys got somethin' to say to me? Why don't you say it in the microphone. I got a backup mike right here. Check one two, testing, testing. Yup, they both working and guess what? they don't like no feed back, what's up?

Joe Dirt

His name's Rocky and he ain't no puppy.

Joe Dirt

Now, this ain't no flapjack, so I'm gonna be real careful, I won't look.

Joe Dirt

My name is Joe DirtÈ, I added an e to the end, cause it sounds cool.

Joe Dirt

And at that moment I thought I might just lie there and never get up. I would just sit there and rot there, but then I looked up and saw the moon and got this weird feeling that Brandy was looking up at that same moon. Then I realized I had a home all along, in Silvertown.

Joe Dirt

There are three rules when dealing with a deadly crocodile. Rule number one, I'm number one. Rule number two, the croc's number two.

Joe Dirt

YOU JUST SAID YOUR SISTER WAS HOT. WHAT A FOR-EEK. You're going to Hell, man.

Joe Dirt

And you'll be sticking your head out the window and check out chick dogs saying "What's up, baby?"

Joe Dirt

That shit'll buff out.

Joe Dirt

Luckily, my neck broke my fall.

Joe Dirt

You wanna fight? Why don't you stick your head up my butt and fight for air?

Joe Dirt

It puts the Joe Dirt in the hole.

Joe Dirt

Why don't you go practice, fallin' down, I'll be there in a minute.

Joe Dirt

Where's my supplies?

Joe Dirt

I thought I had broken my ass bone

Joe Dirt

Now, you're telling me you were so ingrained with white trash DNA, your facial hair actually grows in on its own all white trashy like that?

Zander Kelly

What's the story here? I'm a white trash idiot - The end.

Zander Kelly

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