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Quotes from the movie Joe Dirt
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Oh - it's so flat!
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You're talking to me all wrong... It's the wrong tone. You do it again and I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron. Hey, tell me, does your mother sew? BOOM. Get her to sew that!
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