Quotes from the Movie Joe Dirt

God Almighty, mana from inbred heaven. Hey freak boy: 1976 called, it wants its hairstyle back.

Zander Kelly

What's the deal with your hair? You doing stunt work for Billy Ray Cyrus?

Zander Kelly

Don't you get it? Stinky stuff is your milieu. Okay? This is your deal. You are an underachievement nexus of the universe.

Zander Kelly

It does what it's told.

Buffalo Bob

It puts the lotion on it's skin! You have no idea what kind of hell I can bring you!

Buffalo Bob

ohforchristsakes, HERE!

Buffalo Bob

Oh - it's so flat!

Railroad Boy #1

You're talking to me all wrong... It's the wrong tone. You do it again and I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron. Hey, tell me, does your mother sew? BOOM. Get her to sew that!

Clem

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