Quotes from the Movie Joe Dirt

That shit'll buff out.

Joe Dirt

Luckily, my neck broke my fall.

Joe Dirt

You wanna fight? Why don't you stick your head up my butt and fight for air?

Joe Dirt

It puts the Joe Dirt in the hole.

Joe Dirt

Why don't you go practice, fallin' down, I'll be there in a minute.

Joe Dirt

Where's my supplies?

Joe Dirt

I thought I had broken my ass bone

Joe Dirt

Now, you're telling me you were so ingrained with white trash DNA, your facial hair actually grows in on its own all white trashy like that?

Zander Kelly

What's the story here? I'm a white trash idiot - The end.

Zander Kelly

God Almighty, mana from inbred heaven. Hey freak boy: 1976 called, it wants its hairstyle back.

Zander Kelly

What's the deal with your hair? You doing stunt work for Billy Ray Cyrus?

Zander Kelly

Don't you get it? Stinky stuff is your milieu. Okay? This is your deal. You are an underachievement nexus of the universe.

Zander Kelly

It does what it's told.

Buffalo Bob

It puts the lotion on it's skin! You have no idea what kind of hell I can bring you!

Buffalo Bob

ohforchristsakes, HERE!

Buffalo Bob

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