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What's the deal with your hair? You doing stunt work for Billy Ray Cyrus?
Don't you get it? Stinky stuff is your milieu. Okay? This is your deal. You are an underachievement nexus of the universe.
It does what it's told.
It puts the lotion on it's skin! You have no idea what kind of hell I can bring you!
ohforchristsakes, HERE!
Oh - it's so flat!
You're talking to me all wrong... It's the wrong tone. You do it again and I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron. Hey, tell me, does your mother sew? BOOM. Get her to sew that!
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