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Quotes from the movie Johnny English
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Ah, the Heckler and Koch G-36. Quite deadly in the right hands.
Johnny English


All right, so I was wrong about the Archbishop's bottom.
Johnny English


A good agent doesn't need gadgets. The only gadgets I've ever needed are a sharp eye, sensitive hearing and a whole bunch of bigger brains.
Johnny English


Look pull yourself together, it's only a bit of poo.
Johnny English


Arrest that man! And lock him away!
Johnny English


The word mistake, sir, is not one that appears in my dictionary.
Johnny English


Have you or have you not, tattooed on your bottom the words "Jesus is coming, look busy"?
Johnny English


My bottom will be King of England before you are.
Johnny English


You might have taken me, Sauvage, but as long as I've got breath in my lungs and a bullet in my gun, you'll never take England.
Johnny English


He was not fit to wear this crown!
Johnny English


Her Majesty did seem very grateful.
Johnny English


I've been dropped into the Kalahari desert, carrying nothing more than a toothbrush and a packet of sherbert lemons, and I still found my way to Bulawayo before Ramadan!
Johnny English


Good morning, gentlemen! MI7 at your service.
Johnny English


Clearly, the aptly-named English is a fool.
Pascal Sauvage


All this stupid little country has to do is stay quiet and do what it's told for one miserable day! But can it do that?! My fragrant French arse it cannot!
Pascal Sauvage


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