Quotes from the Movie Johnny English

Ah, the Heckler and Koch G-36. Quite deadly in the right hands.

Johnny English

All right, so I was wrong about the Archbishop's bottom.

Johnny English

A good agent doesn't need gadgets. The only gadgets I've ever needed are a sharp eye, sensitive hearing and a whole bunch of bigger brains.

Johnny English

Look pull yourself together, it's only a bit of poo.

Johnny English

Arrest that man! And lock him away!

Johnny English

The word mistake, sir, is not one that appears in my dictionary.

Johnny English

Have you or have you not, tattooed on your bottom the words "Jesus is coming, look busy"?

Johnny English

My bottom will be King of England before you are.

Johnny English

You might have taken me, Sauvage, but as long as I've got breath in my lungs and a bullet in my gun, you'll never take England.

Johnny English

He was not fit to wear this crown!

Johnny English

Her Majesty did seem very grateful.

Johnny English

I've been dropped into the Kalahari desert, carrying nothing more than a toothbrush and a packet of sherbert lemons, and I still found my way to Bulawayo before Ramadan!

Johnny English

Good morning, gentlemen! MI7 at your service.

Johnny English

Clearly, the aptly-named English is a fool.

Pascal Sauvage

All this stupid little country has to do is stay quiet and do what it's told for one miserable day! But can it do that?! My fragrant French arse it cannot!

Pascal Sauvage

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