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Quotes from the movie Jumanji
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In the jungle, you must wait until the dice read five or eight.
Alan Parrish


I'M BACK! MOM! DAD! I'M HOME! I'M BACK! IT'S ME! IT'S ME, ALAN, MOM AND DAD! I'M HOME! I'm back.
Alan Parrish


I've seen things you've only seen in your nightmares. Things you can't even imagine. Things you can't even see. There are things that hunt you in the night. Then something screams. Then you hear them eat, and you hope to God that you're not dessert. Afraid? You don't even know what afraid is.
Alan Parrish


Beware of the ground on which you stand, the floor is quicker than the sand.
Alan Parrish


I got it! Colonel Mustard in the Library with a wrench.
Alan Parrish


At night they fly, you better run. These winged things are not much fun.
Sarah Whittle


Don't ever call me crazy, Alan! Ever! 'Cause everyone in this town has called me crazy ever since I told them that you were sucked into a board game!
Sarah Whittle


They grow much faster than bamboo. Take care or they'll come after you.
Sarah Whittle


Every month at the quarter moon, there'll be a monsoon in your lagoon.
Sarah Whittle


You're almost there with much at stake, but now the ground begins to quake...
Sarah Whittle


A tiny bite can make you itch, make you sneeze, make you twitch.
Judy Shepherd


It's not real, Peter. It's a hallucination.
Judy Shepherd


Don't be fooled; it isn't thunder. Staying put would be a blunder.
Judy Shepherd


There is a lesson you will learn: sometimes you must go back a turn.
Judy Shepherd


This will not be an easy mission. Monkeys slow the expedition.
Peter Shepherd


Need a hand? Well, you just wait. We'll help you out. We each have... eight?
Peter Shepherd