Is that a ring? Have you ever heard of a coaster? Or a trash can, for that matter? I don't care who you are, you're mopping that up.
Oh, I get it. You were dumped. Probably for some guy who doesn't have a couch fused to his ass.
Opium addicts are more alert than you, David.
I mean, I guess she's sexy if you're into that whole tall, big boobs, long legs, model-y sort of thing. I guess if you wanna be that guy.
I may have been a lonely, home-wrecking whore, but I saved lives!
If you could ever really touch me÷ I think I might wake up from all this.
Okay, I was wasted. But I still shouldn't be seeing some little blonde control freak running around my apartment.
Go away! You don't exist!
Look, there are five other units here and not one person even remembers what you look like. Talk about being disconnected.
You're like an A.M. radio that someone shoved into my head and I can't turn off!
I'm, I'm sorry I said you were dead. Maybe you're not dead. Maybe you're just very÷ light.
Uh, I don't think your sister's a very spiritual person.
I'm just÷ I just wanted you to have your garden.
God gave us alcohol as a social lubricant. Make men brave, make women loose.
Stop swimming around in your own mind. That is a dangerous neighborhood that you should not go into alone.
Did your imaginary friend come out to play?
Oh God, David, the felonies just keep piling up!
... because one day, trust me, I'm gonna need help movin' a body, and when that day comes, I don't want to hear any shit from you.
UFOlogy. It's not even a real science.
Can't you feel that, man? There's, like, this cancer-causing ray of spirit hate searing right towards your body.
I agree with her, dude. She's not dead.
I'm like, 99.9 % parched, here. I could really use a cola.
Whoa, major red aura! Somebody's embarrassed.
Kinda like a cat lady, but without any cats. Right?