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Quotes from the movie Just Like Heaven
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Is that a ring? Have you ever heard of a coaster? Or a trash can, for that matter? I don't care who you are, you're mopping that up.
Elizabeth Masterson


Oh, I get it. You were dumped. Probably for some guy who doesn't have a couch fused to his ass.
Elizabeth Masterson


Opium addicts are more alert than you, David.
Elizabeth Masterson


I mean, I guess she's sexy if you're into that whole tall, big boobs, long legs, model-y sort of thing. I guess if you wanna be that guy.
Elizabeth Masterson


I may have been a lonely, home-wrecking whore, but I saved lives!
Elizabeth Masterson


If you could ever really touch meÖ I think I might wake up from all this.
Elizabeth Masterson


Okay, I was wasted. But I still shouldn't be seeing some little blonde control freak running around my apartment.
David Abbot


Go away! You don't exist!
David Abbot


Look, there are five other units here and not one person even remembers what you look like. Talk about being disconnected.
David Abbot


You're like an A.M. radio that someone shoved into my head and I can't turn off!
David Abbot


I'm, I'm sorry I said you were dead. Maybe you're not dead. Maybe you're just veryÖ light.
David Abbot


Uh, I don't think your sister's a very spiritual person.
David Abbot


I'm justÖ I just wanted you to have your garden.
David Abbot


God gave us alcohol as a social lubricant. Make men brave, make women loose.
Jack Houriskey


Stop swimming around in your own mind. That is a dangerous neighborhood that you should not go into alone.
Jack Houriskey


Did your imaginary friend come out to play?
Jack Houriskey


Oh God, David, the felonies just keep piling up!
Jack Houriskey


... because one day, trust me, I'm gonna need help movin' a body, and when that day comes, I don't want to hear any shit from you.
Jack Houriskey


UFOlogy. It's not even a real science.
Darryl


Can't you feel that, man? There's, like, this cancer-causing ray of spirit hate searing right towards your body.
Darryl


I agree with her, dude. She's not dead.
Darryl


I'm like, 99.9 % parched, here. I could really use a cola.
Darryl


Whoa, major red aura! Somebody's embarrassed.
Darryl


Righteous.
Darryl


Kinda like a cat lady, but without any cats. Right?
Katrina


It's like every time I meet a cute guy ó lesbian.
Katrina


I'd be on the phone and I'd be like, "Hello, Osama? Communism is so over Like, give your people toilet paper!"
Katrina


Do you wanna take some kind of medication first? It's cool if you do.
Katrina


This is so retro..But I've got a screw loose..
Katrina


This is so retro..But I've got a screw loose..
Katrina


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