Quotes from the Movie Just Like Heaven

Is that a ring? Have you ever heard of a coaster? Or a trash can, for that matter? I don't care who you are, you're mopping that up.

Elizabeth Masterson

Oh, I get it. You were dumped. Probably for some guy who doesn't have a couch fused to his ass.

Elizabeth Masterson

Opium addicts are more alert than you, David.

Elizabeth Masterson

I mean, I guess she's sexy if you're into that whole tall, big boobs, long legs, model-y sort of thing. I guess if you wanna be that guy.

Elizabeth Masterson

I may have been a lonely, home-wrecking whore, but I saved lives!

Elizabeth Masterson

If you could ever really touch me÷ I think I might wake up from all this.

Elizabeth Masterson

Okay, I was wasted. But I still shouldn't be seeing some little blonde control freak running around my apartment.

David Abbot

Go away! You don't exist!

David Abbot

Look, there are five other units here and not one person even remembers what you look like. Talk about being disconnected.

David Abbot

You're like an A.M. radio that someone shoved into my head and I can't turn off!

David Abbot

I'm, I'm sorry I said you were dead. Maybe you're not dead. Maybe you're just very÷ light.

David Abbot

Uh, I don't think your sister's a very spiritual person.

David Abbot

I'm just÷ I just wanted you to have your garden.

David Abbot

God gave us alcohol as a social lubricant. Make men brave, make women loose.

Jack Houriskey

Stop swimming around in your own mind. That is a dangerous neighborhood that you should not go into alone.

Jack Houriskey

Did your imaginary friend come out to play?

Jack Houriskey

Oh God, David, the felonies just keep piling up!

Jack Houriskey

... because one day, trust me, I'm gonna need help movin' a body, and when that day comes, I don't want to hear any shit from you.

Jack Houriskey

UFOlogy. It's not even a real science.

Darryl

Can't you feel that, man? There's, like, this cancer-causing ray of spirit hate searing right towards your body.

Darryl

I agree with her, dude. She's not dead.

Darryl

I'm like, 99.9 % parched, here. I could really use a cola.

Darryl

Whoa, major red aura! Somebody's embarrassed.

Darryl

Righteous.

Darryl

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