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Quotes from the movie Kicking and Screaming
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What I used to able to pass off as a bad summer could now potentially turn into a bad life.
Max


You have a drinking problem. Get help!
Max


That is a bad habit. You really need to finish that in the bathroom.
Max


Don't check your bags, they'll just lose them.
Max


This is useless. We just have to walk away like mothers in nursery school.
Max


I found myself writing 'wake up' and 'go to bed' in my day planner as if they are two different events.
Max


Cool! A dictionary! I'm gonna look up blowjob.
Otis


There's also that dark side to the nose ring.
Otis


I think I'm gonna switch back to briefs.
Otis


There's food in the beer!
Otis


It looks like a chicken wing or a cheese fry.
Otis


Cookie Man?
Otis


I almost wore my goatee tonight. Wouldn't that have been embarrassing?
Grover


Oh, I've been to Prague.
Grover


Prague... you'll come back a bug...
Grover


If Plato is a fine red wine, then Aristotle is a dry martini.
Chet


How do you make God laugh? Make a plan.
Chet


I begged you not to get off Prozac.
Skippy


I'll tell you the worst part about losing a foot.
Guy at party


Well my brother's gay so... I know!
Girl at bar