If we were interested in making money, we wouldn't have become teachers.
Phillip Brainard
I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level.
Phillip Brainard
This definitely has applications in the field of sports. Ho, ho, ho! Yes!
Phillip Brainard
I'm here to sell you the Flubber.
Phillip Brainard
Flubber's a very quixotic substance. It's very difficult to handle. Have you tried to do anything with it?
Phillip Brainard
Well, I could make it a lot easier for you. If you give us a 30 day extension on the loan, I'll tell you everything I know... and make you a great deal of Flubber.
Phillip Brainard
Weebo - - I've solved all our problems!
Phillip Brainard
Flubber is going to the basketball game.
Phillip Brainard
I think you know why.
Phillip Brainard
Wish I understand human beings. Wish I understand women. Wish I understand emotions and passions. Wish I understand any of that. If I did, I woudn't have had to spend my entire life in a laboratory trying to figure out how the world works. I would've been out in the world trying to figure out why it works. [Weebo records Phillip Brainard on her display screen] I know I love her, weebo. Every neuron in my limbic system is saturated with phenylethylamine. That triggers euphoria, elation exhilaration. Truth is, Weebo, I'm not absent-minded because I'm selfish, crazy or inconsiderate. I'm absent-minded because I'm in love with Sarah.
Phillip Brainard
I was just gonna, you know, grade my lunch, eat a few tests and hope for the best.
Professor Philip (Phil) Brainard
I was just gonna, you know, grade my lunch, eat a few tests and hope for the best.
Professor Philip (Phil) Brainard
Well, like everybody else, Ruthie. I just cross my legs real tight.
Professor Philip (Phil) Brainard
Oh, come on. You're not gonna blow chips.
Professor Philip (Phil) Brainard
You don't have a stomach.
Professor Philip (Phil) Brainard