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Quotes from the movie Killer Klowns from Outer Space
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Look Pooh, I love the circus. Maybe we can get some free passes.
Farmer Gene Green


Did you see that little ole sky doggie zip down there Pooh?
Farmer Gene Green


Well I'll be greased and fried!
Farmer Gene Green


Well I'll be hornswaggled!
Farmer Gene Green


What in the blue blazes is the circus doing here in these parts?
Farmer Gene Green


I don't know Pooh, you know there's something kinda peculiar around here.
Farmer Gene Green


Where's the dang ticket booth?
Farmer Gene Green


What in tarnation is going on here!
Farmer Gene Green


Where's my dog?! Where's my Pooh Bear?!
Farmer Gene Green


They took your wife away in a balloon? Well you don't need the police, pal, you need a psychiatrist!
Curtis Mooney


I made it through Korea I can make it through this bullshit!
Curtis Mooney


What are ya gonna do with those pies, boys?
Amusement Park Guard


I'm Jo-Jo the ice cream clown, we'll give you a stick, you'll give it a lick. And it'll tickle you all the way down. Ice cream, ice cream, we brought our goodies here to you! A tasty treat for while you screw! Let's take a break! Cool off those hot lips with our frozen fruity bars! Icy-wicy, fudgy-wudgy bars. And everyone's frozen delight, the lick a stick!
Paul Terenzi


Nobody's gonna put me in a balloon again!
Debbie Stone