Quotes from the Movie Killer Klowns from Outer Space

Look Pooh, I love the circus. Maybe we can get some free passes.

Farmer Gene Green

Did you see that little ole sky doggie zip down there Pooh?

Farmer Gene Green

Well I'll be greased and fried!

Farmer Gene Green

Well I'll be hornswaggled!

Farmer Gene Green

What in the blue blazes is the circus doing here in these parts?

Farmer Gene Green

I don't know Pooh, you know there's something kinda peculiar around here.

Farmer Gene Green

Where's the dang ticket booth?

Farmer Gene Green

What in tarnation is going on here!

Farmer Gene Green

Where's my dog?! Where's my Pooh Bear?!

Farmer Gene Green

They took your wife away in a balloon? Well you don't need the police, pal, you need a psychiatrist!

Curtis Mooney

I made it through Korea I can make it through this bullshit!

Curtis Mooney

What are ya gonna do with those pies, boys?

Amusement Park Guard

I'm Jo-Jo the ice cream clown, we'll give you a stick, you'll give it a lick. And it'll tickle you all the way down. Ice cream, ice cream, we brought our goodies here to you! A tasty treat for while you screw! Let's take a break! Cool off those hot lips with our frozen fruity bars! Icy-wicy, fudgy-wudgy bars. And everyone's frozen delight, the lick a stick!

Paul Terenzi

Nobody's gonna put me in a balloon again!

Debbie Stone