Look Pooh, I love the circus. Maybe we can get some free passes.
Did you see that little ole sky doggie zip down there Pooh?
Well I'll be greased and fried!
Well I'll be hornswaggled!
What in the blue blazes is the circus doing here in these parts?
I don't know Pooh, you know there's something kinda peculiar around here.
Where's the dang ticket booth?
What in tarnation is going on here!
Where's my dog?! Where's my Pooh Bear?!
They took your wife away in a balloon? Well you don't need the police, pal, you need a psychiatrist!
I made it through Korea I can make it through this bullshit!
What are ya gonna do with those pies, boys?
I'm Jo-Jo the ice cream clown, we'll give you a stick, you'll give it a lick. And it'll tickle you all the way down. Ice cream, ice cream, we brought our goodies here to you! A tasty treat for while you screw! Let's take a break! Cool off those hot lips with our frozen fruity bars! Icy-wicy, fudgy-wudgy bars. And everyone's frozen delight, the lick a stick!
Nobody's gonna put me in a balloon again!