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Quotes from the movie Kindergarten Cop
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But what about your wife? Remember her? All this hard earned drug money she stole from you? How much was it? Three million dollars? I bet you she would be a much better witness.
John Kimble


Hey. I'm a police officer.
John Kimble


I'm a cop, you idiot! I'm Detective John Kimble!
John Kimble


Bring your toy back to the carpet!
John Kimble


I have a witness too, specfically about murder this time. Now you're mine.
John Kimble


You lack discipline!
John Kimble


Well I've got news for you! You are mine now! You belong to me!
John Kimble


Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
John Kimble


I'm going to ask you a bunch of questions and I want them answered immediately.
John Kimble


I have a headache
John Kimble


It could be a tumor.
Lowell


It's NOT a tumor!
John Kimble


I'm detective John Kimble.
John Kimble


There is no bathroom!
John Kimble


Take it BACK!
John Kimble


My name is John Kimble...and I love my car.
John Kimble


Ha ha ha ha. Quiet!
John Kimble


I'm the party pooper.
John Kimble


Hi, Cindy...
John Kimble


I want to hang out with you, till the end...of time.
John Kimble


You hit the kid, I hit you! You're not worth it. I'm pressing charges against you.
John Kimble


Stop whining!
John Kimble


You can't just walk in here and put a gun in my face. I'm trying to get a manicure. I have witnesses.
Crisp


I know all about you Kimble. Without me you wouldn't even have a life. My lady left because of the money. Yours left because she just couldn't stand a sight of you.
Crisp


You're not so tough without your car, are you?
Detective Phoebe O Hara