Quotes from the Movie Kindergarten Cop

But what about your wife? Remember her? All this hard earned drug money she stole from you? How much was it? Three million dollars? I bet you she would be a much better witness.

John Kimble

Hey. I'm a police officer.

John Kimble

I'm a cop, you idiot! I'm Detective John Kimble!

John Kimble

Bring your toy back to the carpet!

John Kimble

I have a witness too, specfically about murder this time. Now you're mine.

John Kimble

You lack discipline!

John Kimble

Well I've got news for you! You are mine now! You belong to me!

John Kimble

Who is your daddy, and what does he do?

John Kimble

I'm going to ask you a bunch of questions and I want them answered immediately.

John Kimble

I have a headache

John Kimble

It could be a tumor.

Lowell

It's NOT a tumor!

John Kimble

I'm detective John Kimble.

John Kimble

There is no bathroom!

John Kimble

Take it BACK!

John Kimble

My name is John Kimble...and I love my car.

John Kimble

Ha ha ha ha. Quiet!

John Kimble

I'm the party pooper.

John Kimble

Hi, Cindy...

John Kimble

I want to hang out with you, till the end...of time.

John Kimble

You hit the kid, I hit you! You're not worth it. I'm pressing charges against you.

John Kimble

Stop whining!

John Kimble

You can't just walk in here and put a gun in my face. I'm trying to get a manicure. I have witnesses.

Crisp

I know all about you Kimble. Without me you wouldn't even have a life. My lady left because of the money. Yours left because she just couldn't stand a sight of you.

Crisp

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