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Quotes from the movie Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
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Don't worry, I saw Lord of the Rings. I'm not going to end this 17 times.
Harry


This is every shade of wrong.
Harry


I swear to God, it's like somebody took America by the East Coast, and shook it, and all the normal girls managed to hang on.
Harry


I was wetter than Drew Barrymore at a grunge club.
Harry


When in doubt, cut up a pig - that was the town's motto.
Harry


Your mouth is a recommended place to put a sock.
Harry


Doesn't that suck? I just hit you for no reason. I don't know why.
Harry


Dont quit your gay job
Harry


This isn't good cop, bad cop. This is fag and New Yorker. You're in serious trouble.
Gay Perry


I call it my "faggot gun", because it's only good for a couple of shots and then you have to drop it for something better.
Gay Perry


I shot him with a small revolver I keep near my balls.
Gay Perry


He called her a... well, a bad word. Cunt.
Gay Perry


Why in pluperfect hell would you pee on a corpse?
Gay Perry


Look up idiot in the dictionary and do you know what you will find? Harry - A picture of me?
Gay Perry


I drink Genaro beer. But then, what do I know? I'm a bear. I suck the heads off of fish.
Bear in TV Ad


Well, well, look what we got here. How you doin' tough guy?[Harry grabs a gun] Oh, you got a gun. Damn, you are tough.
Mr. Fire


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