It's a girl, buy some pink shit.
Your face looks like Robin Williams' knuckles.
You don't know who Doc Brown is. He invented the DeLorean.
If any of us get laid tonight, it's because of Eric Bana in "Munich."
Yeah, it's a cure-all. My buddy Jonah broke his elbow one time. He just smoked some weed. It still clicks, but it's cool.
Steely Dan can gargle my balls.
Don't masturbate with a noose. If you do, use a spotter or a teammate.
I'm going to murderball you!
I went where I went Jason!
Hey Crocket, how's Tubbs doing?
How did it feel changing your name from Cat Stevens to Yusef Islam?
See ya... Scorcese on coke
It's the baseball draft honey, I got Matsui!
There are FIVE different kinds of chairs in this hotel room.
You look like Babe Ruth's older gay brother. Gabe Ruth.
You look like a cholo dressed up on Easter.
Where we're going we don't need roads.
Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever.
I think it's Matisyahu.
He's playing fetch... with my kids... he's treating my kids like they're dogs.
You criticize them so much, they get down on themselves, and then they're forced to change!
She is such a prissy little high school cu... cunt!
Are you the lady who doesn't realize she's pregnant until she's sitting on the toilet and the kid pops out?
You wanna know who I want to get pregnant? Felicity Huffman. Ever since I saw Transamerica, I can't get her out of my head.
Well, I'm gonna go make a protein shake.