Quotes from the Movie Knocked Up

It's a girl, buy some pink shit.

Ben Stone

Your face looks like Robin Williams' knuckles.

Ben Stone

You don't know who Doc Brown is. He invented the DeLorean.

Ben Stone

If any of us get laid tonight, it's because of Eric Bana in "Munich."

Ben Stone

Yeah, it's a cure-all. My buddy Jonah broke his elbow one time. He just smoked some weed. It still clicks, but it's cool.

Ben Stone

Steely Dan can gargle my balls.

Ben Stone

Don't masturbate with a noose. If you do, use a spotter or a teammate.

Jonah

I'm going to murderball you!

Jonah

I went where I went Jason!

Jonah

Hey Crocket, how's Tubbs doing?

Jonah

How did it feel changing your name from Cat Stevens to Yusef Islam?

Jonah

See ya... Scorcese on coke

Jonah

It's the baseball draft honey, I got Matsui!

Pete

There are FIVE different kinds of chairs in this hotel room.

Pete

You look like Babe Ruth's older gay brother. Gabe Ruth.

Pete

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