Quotes from the Movie Latter Days

Sometimes it all still feels like a mass of dots. But more and more these days, I feel like we're all connected. And it's beautiful... and funny... and good.

Aaron Davis

Oh, honey, you do not want to let them get into your psyche. You start off listening to Amy Grant, but then, before you know, it's 3am and you got your Visa card and you're giving it to that scary bitch on TV with the lavender hair.

Andrew

I dated this guy once, actor, cute, Southern, came from this real religious family. Well, his parents found out he was gay and can you say drama? They sent him to one of those Christian change ministries.

Andrew

Wow, did he change?

Traci

Did he? Miss Thang used to be a top. I'm serious. He's still gayer than a box of birds.

Andrew

I dated this Mormon guy once, his family put him through shock therapy. We'd have sex, he was a wild man. Then he'd want to throw himself out the window.

Andrew

So? You live on the first floor.

Traci

Yes, but it's hell on my azaleas.

Andrew

What, you would have sex to help your career?

Julie

Honey, I've blown a guy just to get him out of my apartment. Sex for my career would be noble.

Andrew

Who called up Deliver-a-fag?

Ryder

Christ, who pissed in your cheerios?

Traci

They set this thing up to be difficult, ok? We can't listen to music, we can't watch movies, we're never supposed to be alone. I mean, what, we're ninteen, twenty years old and we're not even allowed to beat off. Some nights I wake up, and I find teeth marks on my headboard. Look, I put my time in here, so that I can go home, so that I can marry Jennifer, so that I can finally nail her. See? It's amazing what we'll do for sex.

Harmon

I used to be you. Yeah, I had a career, friends, looks, the whole package. But now I'm just a skeletal reminder that we may only be in the eye of the hurricane.

Keith

Christ, my butt has wasted away to nothing. It's too bad, cos I used to have a killer ass. I did. I've got pictures of it around here somewhere.

Keith