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Quotes from the movie Legally Blonde
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"And last week I saw Cameron Diaz at Fred Segal, and I talked her out of buying this truly heinous angora sweater. Whoever said orange was the new PINK, was seriously disturbed!"
Elle Woods


"So just because I'm not a Vanderbilt, suddenly I'm white trash? I grew up in Bel Air, Warner, across the street from Aaron Spelling. I think most people would agree that's better than some stinky old Vanderbilt."
Elle Woods


"He's engaged! She's got the six-carat Harry Winston on her bony, unpolished finger."
Elle Woods


"All people see when they look at me is blonde hair and big boobs."
Elle Woods


"Thanks for inviting me, girls. This party is super-fun."
Elle Woods


"Bend and snap!"
Elle Woods


"Isn't it the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance that you are forbidden to wet your hair for at least 24 hours after getting a perm at the risk of deactivating the ammonium thioglycolate?"
Elle Woods


"The rules of hair care are simple and finite. Any Cosmo girl would have known."
Elle Woods


"Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people don't shoot their husbands. They just don't!"
Elle Woods


"You know, being a blonde is actually a pretty powerful thing. You hold more cards than you think you do. And I, for one, would like to see you take that power and channel it toward the greater good, you know?"
Emmett Richmond


"Do you think she just woke up one morning and said,'I think I'll go to law school today'?"
Professor Callahan


"Law school is for people who are boring, and ugly, and... serious. And you, Button, are none of those things." -Elle's father
Others


"I was first in my class at Princeton, I have an IQ of a hundred and eighty-seven, and it's been suggested that Stephen Hawking stole his 'Brief History of Time'... from my fourth grade paper." -Aaron Mitchell
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"So What does this Vivian got that you don't got, three tits?" -Paulette
Others


"Could I have been anymore goddamn spaztic" -Paulette
Others


"If you're going to let one stupid prick ruin your life... you're not the girl I thought you were." -Professor Stromwell
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"Oh my god, the bend and snap! Works every time." -Random Guy in Salon
Others


"I'm takin' the dog. Dumbass!" -Paulette
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