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Release the evil!
Release the good. Release the awesome!
I've never been to Earth, dad. I've never even slept over at some other dude's house.
From now on, I'm just gonna avoid all moving metal objects.
I'm wasted!
You love acting, I love pissing.
Now, that hurt the both of us.
mr beefy.....say it say it.........and i love you
I think Victoria just told me her Secret.
You make the Lord very nervous.
In today's gospel, the Lord tells us how we should live if we wish to obtain the splendor of heaven...or something like that. Jesus this, Moses that, Abraham hit me with a wiffle ball bat.
Now that was some straight up David Copperfield shit!
You can do it, Nicky! Kick him in his hairy balls!
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