Quotes from the Movie Little Rascals, The

Alfalfa, that's a part of you I've never seen before!

Darla

Dear Darla, I hate your stinking guts. You make me vomit. You're scum between my toes! Love, Alfalfa.

Buckwheat

Actually, I've always had a rather extensive vocabulary, not to mention a phenomenal grasp of grammar and a superlative command of syntax. I simply chose not to employ them.

Uh Huh

Then the clouds opened up and God said, "I hate you, Alfalfa!"

Alfalfa

We are he-man woman haters, We feed girls to alligators, Our clubhouse burned down mighty low, But we've got a plan to make some dough!

The Rascals

Quick, what's the number for 911?

Buckwheat

Any last words?

Butch

Yeah, uh! See ya!

Alfalfa

Why am I soaking wet?

Alfalfa

Don't worry, Alfalfa. I used to have the same problem.

Porky

If you were my kids, I'd punish you.

Mr. Welling

If we were YOUR kids, we'd punish ourselves!

Stymie

We just moved into town. My father bought the oil refinery.

Waldo

That explains why you're so refined!

Darla

Yeah, and so oily!

Alfalfa

Porky, you sure know how to make a sand-wich!

Stymie

That wasn't sand, that was kitty litter.

Porky

Don't worry, it's pretty fresh.

Buckwheat

Hey, my mom's here!

Buckwheat

Whoopi!

Porky

Wood doesn't grow on trees!

Stymie

You're a team, like Bert and Ernie, Superman and Clark Kent, Milli and Vanilli.

Stymie

I... Stymie... Member in good standing of the He-Man Woman Haters Club... Do solemnly swear to be a he-man and hate women and not play with them or talk to them unless I have to. And especially: never fall in love, and if I do may I die slowly and painfully and suffer for hours - or until I scream bloody murder.

Stymie

Hey, Uh-Huh, does it stink in there?

Buckwheat

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