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Quotes from the movie Little Rascals, The
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Alfalfa, that's a part of you I've never seen before!
Darla


Dear Darla, I hate your stinking guts. You make me vomit. You're scum between my toes! Love, Alfalfa.
Buckwheat


Actually, I've always had a rather extensive vocabulary, not to mention a phenomenal grasp of grammar and a superlative command of syntax. I simply chose not to employ them.
Uh Huh


Then the clouds opened up and God said, "I hate you, Alfalfa!"
Alfalfa


We are he-man woman haters, We feed girls to alligators, Our clubhouse burned down mighty low, But we've got a plan to make some dough!
The Rascals


Quick, what's the number for 911?
Buckwheat


Any last words?
Butch


Yeah, uh! See ya!
Alfalfa


Why am I soaking wet?
Alfalfa


Don't worry, Alfalfa. I used to have the same problem.
Porky


If you were my kids, I'd punish you.
Mr. Welling


If we were YOUR kids, we'd punish ourselves!
Stymie


We just moved into town. My father bought the oil refinery.
Waldo


That explains why you're so refined!
Darla


Yeah, and so oily!
Alfalfa


Porky, you sure know how to make a sand-wich!
Stymie


That wasn't sand, that was kitty litter.
Porky


Don't worry, it's pretty fresh.
Buckwheat


Hey, my mom's here!
Buckwheat


Whoopi!
Porky


Wood doesn't grow on trees!
Stymie


You're a team, like Bert and Ernie, Superman and Clark Kent, Milli and Vanilli.
Stymie


I... Stymie... Member in good standing of the He-Man Woman Haters Club... Do solemnly swear to be a he-man and hate women and not play with them or talk to them unless I have to. And especially: never fall in love, and if I do may I die slowly and painfully and suffer for hours - or until I scream bloody murder.
Stymie


Hey, Uh-Huh, does it stink in there?
Buckwheat


I got a dollar, I got a dollar, I got a dollar hey, hey, hey, hey
Buckwheat


Is that a cowlick, or are you just happy to see me?
A.J. Ferguson


You only meet your once in a lifetime friends... once in a lifetime.
Alfalfa


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