Quotes from the Movie Little Nicky

Release the evil!

Nicky

Release the good. Release the awesome!

Nicky

I've never been to Earth, dad. I've never even slept over at some other dude's house.

Nicky

From now on, I'm just gonna avoid all moving metal objects.

Nicky

I'm wasted!

Beefy

You love acting, I love pissing.

Beefy

Now, that hurt the both of us.

Beefy

mr beefy.....say it say it.........and i love you

Beefy

I think Victoria just told me her Secret.

Peeper

You make the Lord very nervous.

Blind deacon

In today's gospel, the Lord tells us how we should live if we wish to obtain the splendor of heaven...or something like that. Jesus this, Moses that, Abraham hit me with a wiffle ball bat.

Cardinal

Now that was some straight up David Copperfield shit!

Basketball audience member

You can do it, Nicky! Kick him in his hairy balls!

Townie

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