Hold still, spider-boy!
I'm going to go get my daughter and kill this guy.
That's gonna wake the neighbors.
Just another day in paradise.
Yeah I just saw it. I did it.
"Can't be a uniform John!" Get over to a wall sir!, "Feds called in a favor! All you got to do is go pick up a kid in Jersey and drive him down to D.C." How hard can that be, Huh? Can't be that hard, No, can it? No, gotta be a senior detective!
Thing like a traffic jam, throwing a car at me's gonna stop me?
I know I'm not as smart as you guys at all this computer shit. But, hey... I'm still alive, ain't I? I mean, you've GOT to be running out of bad guys by now, right? Huh? Gabriel? Honestly, you can tell me. I mean, how does that work? Got some kind of service or something? Some kind of 800 number? 1-800-HENCHMEN? Oh, you know what? I bet you're still on hold with, "Can I get another dead Asian hooker bitch over here right away?"
Do you know what you get for being a hero? Nothing! You get shot at. Pat on the back, blah blah blah. That a boy! You get divorced... Your wife can't remember your last name, kids don't want to talk to you... You get to eat a lot of meals by yourself. Trust me kid, nobody wants to be that guy. [I do this] because there is nobody else to do it right now. Believe me if there was somebody else to do it, I would let them do it. There's not, so doing it. That's what makes you that guy."
Let's just talk about this for one second
There, that's not too tight is it?
We are leaving in three minutes. You have one.
Don't ever hesitate like that again.
I'm doing the Country a favour... But the question is, is the Country willing to pay for it?
What's the matter - cat got your tongue?
Why'd you bring a cop into my command center?
Thomas Gabriel's the guy who shut down NORAD with a laptop just to prove a point, and you think I'm scared of you?