Quotes from the Movie Love Actually

Whenever I get gloomy with the state of the world, I think about the arrivals gate at Heathrow Airport. General opinion's starting to make out that we live in a world of hatred and greed, but I don't see that. It seems to me that love is everywhere. Often it's not particularly dignified or newsworthy, but it's always there - fathers and sons, mothers and daughters, husbands and wives, boyfriends, girlfriends, old friends. When the planes hit the Twin Towers, as far as I know none of the phone calls from the people on board were messages of hate or revenge - they were all messages of love. If you look for it, I've got a sneaky feeling you'll find that love actually is all around.

Prime Minister

I'm very busy and important. How can I help you?

Prime Minister

I had an uncle called Terence once. Hated him. Think he was a pervert. But I very much like the look of you.

Prime Minister

Who do you have to screw around here to get a cup of tea and a chocolate biscuit?

Prime Minister

Oh, no. That is so inconvenient.

Prime Minister

I'd like to go to Wandsworth. The dodgy end.

Prime Minister

Did you ever have this kind of problem? Yeah - of course you did, you saucy minx.

Prime Minister

Oooooo, would we call her chubby?

Prime Minister

Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don't buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they give you them for free!

Billy Mack

... so if you believe in Christmas, children, like your uncle Billy does, buy my festering turd of a record...

Billy Mack

Hello? Elton! Of course. Of, of course! Send an embarrassingly big car and I'll be there!

Billy Mack

When I was young, I was greedy and foolish, and now I'm left with no one. Wrinkled and alone.

Billy Mack

Now let's get pissed and watch porn.

Billy Mack

I'm on Shag Highway heading West.

Colin Frissell

American girls would seriously dig me with my cute British accent.

Colin Frissell

I am Colin, God of Sex. I'm just on the wrong continent, that's all.

Colin Frissell

Beautiful muffin for a beautiful lady.

Colin Frissell

Watch out America, here comes Colin Frissell! ... And he's got a big knob!

Colin Frissell

Try my lovely nuts.

Colin Frissell

But you know the thing about romance is people only get together right at the very end.

Sam

Let us go get the shit kicked out of us by love.

Sam

Tell her that you love her. You've got nothing to lose, and you'll always regret it if you don't.

Daniel

You've seen the films, kiddo. It ain't over 'til it's over.

Daniel

Jo and I had a lot of time to prepare for this moment. Some of her requests - for instance, that I should bring Claudia Schiffer as my date to the funeral - I am confident she expected me to ignore.

Daniel

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