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Quotes from the movie Love Actually
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Whenever I get gloomy with the state of the world, I think about the arrivals gate at Heathrow Airport. General opinion's starting to make out that we live in a world of hatred and greed, but I don't see that. It seems to me that love is everywhere. Often it's not particularly dignified or newsworthy, but it's always there - fathers and sons, mothers and daughters, husbands and wives, boyfriends, girlfriends, old friends. When the planes hit the Twin Towers, as far as I know none of the phone calls from the people on board were messages of hate or revenge - they were all messages of love. If you look for it, I've got a sneaky feeling you'll find that love actually is all around.
Prime Minister


I'm very busy and important. How can I help you?
Prime Minister


I had an uncle called Terence once. Hated him. Think he was a pervert. But I very much like the look of you.
Prime Minister


Who do you have to screw around here to get a cup of tea and a chocolate biscuit?
Prime Minister


Oh, no. That is so inconvenient.
Prime Minister


I'd like to go to Wandsworth. The dodgy end.
Prime Minister


Did you ever have this kind of problem? Yeah - of course you did, you saucy minx.
Prime Minister


Oooooo, would we call her chubby?
Prime Minister


Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don't buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they give you them for free!
Billy Mack


... so if you believe in Christmas, children, like your uncle Billy does, buy my festering turd of a record...
Billy Mack


Hello? Elton! Of course. Of, of course! Send an embarrassingly big car and I'll be there!
Billy Mack


When I was young, I was greedy and foolish, and now I'm left with no one. Wrinkled and alone.
Billy Mack


Now let's get pissed and watch porn.
Billy Mack


I'm on Shag Highway heading West.
Colin Frissell


American girls would seriously dig me with my cute British accent.
Colin Frissell


I am Colin, God of Sex. I'm just on the wrong continent, that's all.
Colin Frissell


Beautiful muffin for a beautiful lady.
Colin Frissell


Watch out America, here comes Colin Frissell! ... And he's got a big knob!
Colin Frissell


Try my lovely nuts.
Colin Frissell


But you know the thing about romance is people only get together right at the very end.
Sam


Let us go get the shit kicked out of us by love.
Sam


Tell her that you love her. You've got nothing to lose, and you'll always regret it if you don't.
Daniel


You've seen the films, kiddo. It ain't over 'til it's over.
Daniel


Jo and I had a lot of time to prepare for this moment. Some of her requests - for instance, that I should bring Claudia Schiffer as my date to the funeral - I am confident she expected me to ignore.
Daniel


When she first mentioned what was about to happen, I said, "Over my dead body." And she said, "No, Daniel, over mine..."
Daniel


True love lasts a lifetime.
Karen


Get a grip, people hate sissies. No one's ever going to shag you if you cry all the time.
Karen


Now which doll shall we give Daisy's little friend Emily? The one that looks like a transvestite or the one that looks like a dominatrix?
Karen


The trouble with being the Prime Minister's sister is it does put your life into rather harsh perspective. What did my brother do today? He stood up and fought for his country. And what did I do? I made a papier-machÈ lobster head.
Karen


There was more than one lobster present at the birth of Jesus?
Karen


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