True love lasts a lifetime.
Get a grip, people hate sissies. No one's ever going to shag you if you cry all the time.
Now which doll shall we give Daisy's little friend Emily? The one that looks like a transvestite or the one that looks like a dominatrix?
The trouble with being the Prime Minister's sister is it does put your life into rather harsh perspective. What did my brother do today? He stood up and fought for his country. And what did I do? I made a papier-machÈ lobster head.
There was more than one lobster present at the birth of Jesus?
I love you even when you're sick and look disgusting.
No, right. Silence is golden. As the Tremeloes said. Clever guys. Although I think the original version was by, uh, Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons. Great, great, great band. Oh, shut up.
With any luck, by next year - I'll be going out with one of these girls. But for now, let me say - Without hope or agenda - Just because it's Christmas - And at Christmas you tell the truth - To me, you are perfect - And my wasted heart will love you - Until you look like this Merry Christmas.
I'm glad it was helpful. Don't go showing it around too much it needs a bit of tweaking. I've got to head out to lunch...early lunch. You can just show yourself out. It's a self preservation thing...you see.
Enough. Enough now.
We've never got friendly. I just wanted to say I hope that can change. I'm nice, I really am, apart from my terrible taste in pie. And it would be great if we could be friends.
Life is full of interruptions and complications.
I'll just be hanging round the mistletoe, hoping to be kissed.
Hello, babe. No, I'm not busy, no - fire away.
I'll give you anything you ask for - as long as it's not something I don't want to give.
NO! No bloody holly!