I like to think of the army as my home!
Oh, Frank, my lips are hot! Kiss my hot lips!
Oh, Frank, strangle me!
This isn't a hospital, it's an insane asylum!
Ever since the dark days before Pearl Harbor, I have been proud to wear this uniform.
Alright men, we're not here to sell lemonade, we're here to practice!
How do ya like them apples, Charlie?
Hawkeye? Duke say you better haul ass home quick. We got new chest cutter in our tent.
Attention. Captain Banning - er, Captain Bandini. Attention. Captain Bandini is now performing a femoral pop-- a popli-- a p-- a femoral P-O-P-L-I-T-E-R-A-L artery expli - exp - - exploration and possible graft.
Painless is a dentist, and a dentist shouldn't read. That's his whole problem.
Something in a marshmallow?
Suicide is painless / it brings on many changes / and I can take or leave it / if I please