Quotes from the Movie Madagascar

I'm ten years old. My life is half over and I don't even know if I'm black with white stripes or white with black stripes.

Marty the Zebra

Alex, do not interrupt me when I'm daydreaming. If a zebra's in the zone, leave him alone.

Marty the Zebra

Grand Central Station. It's Grand... and it's Central.

Marty the Zebra

"Dagnabbit! I missed the express! Looks like I have to take the Stamford local.

Marty the Zebra

Oh sugar, honey, iced tea!

Marty the Zebra

Excuse me. You're biting my butt.

Marty the Zebra

Here come the people, Marty! Oh, I love the people! It's fun-people-fun time!

Alex the Lion

We can't call the people. They'll be really mad! They'll get Marty transferd for good! You don't bite the hand that feeds you.

Alex the Lion

Melman, you always feel nauseous.

Alex the Lion

Come on now, baby. My little filet. My little filet mignon with a little fat around the edges. I like that. I like a little fat on my steak. My sweet, juicy steak. You are a rare delicacy...

Alex the Lion

Did it just say "Grand Central Station", or "my aunt's constipation"?!

Alex the Lion

I feel like a mile-high pastrami on rye, on the fly from the deli in the sky!

Alex the Lion

Lady! What is wrong with you?!

Alex the Lion

Giraffe, corner pocket!

Alex the Lion

YOU MANIAC! YOU BURNED IT UP! DARN YOU! DARN YOU ALL TO HECK!

Alex the Lion

Shut up, Spalding.

Alex the Lion

You bit the hand, Marty! You bit the hand!

Alex the Lion

I'M GONNA KILL YOU, MARTY! I'm gonna strangle you! Then bury you! Then dig you up and clone you and kill all your clones! And then, I'll never talking to you again!

Alex the Lion

And your black and white stripes? They cancel each other out! You're nothing!

Alex the Lion

This is the fun side! This is where we are gonna have a great time surviving until we go home! That side stinks! You're on the Jersey side of this cesspool!

Alex the Lion

I don't know who I am, I don't know who I am, I GOTTA GO FIND MYSELF IN THE WILD!

Alex the Lion

Aah! Underpants!

Melman the Giraffe

Okay, okay. You know how I have that bladder infection, and I wake up every two hours?

Melman the Giraffe

WAIT! WAIT! It's Gloria! It's Gloria! Oh, it really is Gloria!

Melman the Giraffe

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