I'm ten years old. My life is half over and I don't even know if I'm black with white stripes or white with black stripes.
Alex, do not interrupt me when I'm daydreaming. If a zebra's in the zone, leave him alone.
Grand Central Station. It's Grand... and it's Central.
"Dagnabbit! I missed the express! Looks like I have to take the Stamford local.
Oh sugar, honey, iced tea!
Excuse me. You're biting my butt.
Here come the people, Marty! Oh, I love the people! It's fun-people-fun time!
We can't call the people. They'll be really mad! They'll get Marty transferd for good! You don't bite the hand that feeds you.
Melman, you always feel nauseous.
Come on now, baby. My little filet. My little filet mignon with a little fat around the edges. I like that. I like a little fat on my steak. My sweet, juicy steak. You are a rare delicacy...
Did it just say "Grand Central Station", or "my aunt's constipation"?!
I feel like a mile-high pastrami on rye, on the fly from the deli in the sky!
Lady! What is wrong with you?!
Giraffe, corner pocket!
YOU MANIAC! YOU BURNED IT UP! DARN YOU! DARN YOU ALL TO HECK!
Shut up, Spalding.
You bit the hand, Marty! You bit the hand!
I'M GONNA KILL YOU, MARTY! I'm gonna strangle you! Then bury you! Then dig you up and clone you and kill all your clones! And then, I'll never talking to you again!
And your black and white stripes? They cancel each other out! You're nothing!
This is the fun side! This is where we are gonna have a great time surviving until we go home! That side stinks! You're on the Jersey side of this cesspool!
I don't know who I am, I don't know who I am, I GOTTA GO FIND MYSELF IN THE WILD!
Okay, okay. You know how I have that bladder infection, and I wake up every two hours?
WAIT! WAIT! It's Gloria! It's Gloria! Oh, it really is Gloria!
What are we gonna do?! We gotta... we gotta... I mean, we got... we gotta... we gotta call somebody!