Quotes from the Movie Madagascar

Shut up, Spalding.

Alex the Lion

You bit the hand, Marty! You bit the hand!

Alex the Lion

I'M GONNA KILL YOU, MARTY! I'm gonna strangle you! Then bury you! Then dig you up and clone you and kill all your clones! And then, I'll never talking to you again!

Alex the Lion

And your black and white stripes? They cancel each other out! You're nothing!

Alex the Lion

This is the fun side! This is where we are gonna have a great time surviving until we go home! That side stinks! You're on the Jersey side of this cesspool!

Alex the Lion

I don't know who I am, I don't know who I am, I GOTTA GO FIND MYSELF IN THE WILD!

Alex the Lion

Aah! Underpants!

Melman the Giraffe

Okay, okay. You know how I have that bladder infection, and I wake up every two hours?

Melman the Giraffe

WAIT! WAIT! It's Gloria! It's Gloria! Oh, it really is Gloria!

Melman the Giraffe

What are we gonna do?! We gotta... we gotta... I mean, we got... we gotta... we gotta call somebody!

Melman the Giraffe

Oh, I'm not smiling. It's gas.

Melman the Giraffe

Man, sleeping just knocks me out...

Melman the Giraffe

Aargh, nature! It's all over me, get it off!

Melman the Giraffe

They are so cute from a reasonable distance.

Melman the Giraffe

I see twenty-six blatant health code violations. TWENTY-SEVEN!!

Melman the Giraffe