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Just smile and wave, boys; smile and wave.
Cute and cuddly, boys; cute and cuddly.
You didn't see anything...
We've been ratted out, boys!
Can you keep a secret, my monochromatic friend?
Hey, quadruped! Sprechen sie English? What continent is this? Hoover Dam! We're still in New York!
DON'T GIMME EXCUSES, GIMME RESULTS!
Let's get this tin can turned around!
Well, boys, looks like it's gonna be ice-cold sushi for breakfast.
Well, boys, our monochromatic friend's in danger. Looks like we have a job to do. ' Captain's Log: Embarking into hostile environment. Kowalski! We'll need to win the hearts and the minds of the natives. Rico, we'll need special tactical equipment. We're gonna face extreme peril. Private probably won't survive.
We killed them and ate their liver. Gotcha there, didn't I?
And me, Skipper?
Well, this sucks.
Skipper, don't you think we should tell them the boat's out of gas
Kaboom?
Shh! We are hiding! Everyone be quiet. Including me. Shh! Who's making that noise?! Oh, it's me again.
All we have to do is wait until they are deep in their sleep. How long is this going to take?!
Good morning, Mister Alex. Rise and shining. Wakey, wakey, Mister Alex! WAKE UP, ALEX! You suck your thumb?
You see, Maurice? Mister Alex was just grooming his friend. He is clearly a tender, loving... thing. How could you have the heebie-jeebies about Mister Alex He's so cute, and plushy!
Excuse me? We bozos have de people, of course!
Don't you just love de people? Not a very lively bunch, though.
A bullseye! Excellent shot, Maurice!
Shame on you, Maurice! Can you not see dat you have insulted ze freak?! You must tell me, who the heck are you?
The plan worked! The plan worked! I'm very clever! I'm the one, baby! Come on! Time to robot! I am very clever king. Tok tok tok tok. I am super genius. I am robot king of the monkey things. Compute, compute.
I have an announcement to make, so shut up everyone!
After much deep and profound brain things inside my head, I have decided to thank you for bringing peace to our home. And to make you feel good, I'm going to give you this lovely parting gift.
When de New York Giants fall asleep, we will make sure dat dey wake up in paradise. Now, who would like a cookie?
Please feel free to bask in my glow!
No. Not who-har. Gascar.
Okie dokie, Maurice. I admit it. The plan failed. All is lost! We're all doomed! The Fossa will return and gobble us up with their mouths! Because. We are all Steak.
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