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Quotes from the movie Madagascar
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Oh, I'm not smiling. It's gas.
Melman the Giraffe


Man, sleeping just knocks me out...
Melman the Giraffe


Aargh, nature! It's all over me, get it off!
Melman the Giraffe


They are so cute from a reasonable distance.
Melman the Giraffe


I see twenty-six blatant health code violations. TWENTY-SEVEN!!
Melman the Giraffe


Just smile and wave, boys; smile and wave.
Skipper the Penguin


Cute and cuddly, boys; cute and cuddly.
Skipper the Penguin


You didn't see anything...
Skipper the Penguin


We've been ratted out, boys!
Skipper the Penguin


Can you keep a secret, my monochromatic friend?
Skipper the Penguin


Hey, quadruped! Sprechen sie English? What continent is this? Hoover Dam! We're still in New York!
Skipper the Penguin


DON'T GIMME EXCUSES, GIMME RESULTS!
Skipper the Penguin


Let's get this tin can turned around!
Skipper the Penguin


Well, boys, looks like it's gonna be ice-cold sushi for breakfast.
Skipper the Penguin


Well, boys, our monochromatic friend's in danger. Looks like we have a job to do. ' Captain's Log: Embarking into hostile environment. Kowalski! We'll need to win the hearts and the minds of the natives. Rico, we'll need special tactical equipment. We're gonna face extreme peril. Private probably won't survive.
Skipper the Penguin


We killed them and ate their liver. Gotcha there, didn't I?
Skipper the Penguin


And me, Skipper?
Private the Penguin


Well, this sucks.
Private the Penguin


Skipper, don't you think we should tell them the boat's out of gas
Private the Penguin


Kaboom?
Rico the Penguin


Shh! We are hiding! Everyone be quiet. Including me. Shh! Who's making that noise?! Oh, it's me again.
Julien the Lemur


All we have to do is wait until they are deep in their sleep. How long is this going to take?!
Julien the Lemur


Good morning, Mister Alex. Rise and shining. Wakey, wakey, Mister Alex! WAKE UP, ALEX! You suck your thumb?
Julien the Lemur


You see, Maurice? Mister Alex was just grooming his friend. He is clearly a tender, loving... thing. How could you have the heebie-jeebies about Mister Alex He's so cute, and plushy!
Julien the Lemur


Excuse me? We bozos have de people, of course!
Julien the Lemur