Quotes from the Movie Mallrats

Human brown-eye here is a walking calamity. We're gonna' have to take a pass on the stage-trashing business, otherwise he's liable to kill himself. Sorry bro'.


That guy's faster than Walt Flanigans Dog!


Adventure, excitement... a Jedi craves not these things.

Silent Bob

Oh, sailboat!


When, Lord?! When the hell do I get to see the God damn sailboat?!

Willam Black

I think you need to get your friend some help. He seems to be obsessed with super hero sex organs.

Stan Lee

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