Quotes from the Movie Mallrats

You're nothing but a lot of talk and a badge!

T.S. Quinn

How does that Jr. Masters in Johnson know about my proposal?

T.S. Quinn

Fly fatass Fly!

Jay

Where do you get these wonderful toys?

Jay

What you need is a fatty-boom-batty blunt, and I guarantee you'll be seeing a sailboat, an ocean, and maybe even some of those big-titted mermaids doing some of that lesbian shit. Look at me, look at me, you sloppy bitch!

Jay

Come, son of Jor-El! KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!! Snootchie-bootchies.

Jay

Dude, this one looks like your mom.

Jay

Dude, you the mad chick magnet.

Jay

Okay Lunchbox, let's try this again. We tie you to the roof and you jump off and sail like a Spitfire passing right over the arch nemesis La Fours. You then swing up to the stage and knock out the pin. And when that's gone, the stage is trashed and we go smoke a bowl. You got it? Now get your fat ass up there. And dude, don't forget your helmet. Snoogans.

Jay

Human brown-eye here is a walking calamity. We're gonna' have to take a pass on the stage-trashing business, otherwise he's liable to kill himself. Sorry bro'.

Jay

That guy's faster than Walt Flanigans Dog!

Jay

Adventure, excitement... a Jedi craves not these things.

Silent Bob

Oh, sailboat!

Various

When, Lord?! When the hell do I get to see the God damn sailboat?!

Willam Black

I think you need to get your friend some help. He seems to be obsessed with super hero sex organs.

Stan Lee

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