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Quotes from the movie Mallrats
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That guy's faster than Walt Flanigans Dog!
Jay


Adventure, excitement... a Jedi craves not these things.
Silent Bob


Oh, sailboat!
Various


When, Lord?! When the hell do I get to see the God damn sailboat?!
Willam Black


I think you need to get your friend some help. He seems to be obsessed with super hero sex organs.
Stan Lee