Whats the matter.... got a little extra cheese on your taco...
How about while you're at it you go over there and take a big steamy piss on the power lines... I'm here to save your life.
Punch me in the face!
Are you telling me I have to carry your sorry ass? Alright wussy... Jesus, you're heavy!
Yeah, and this is my fist and it doesn't take much for me to start throwing it around!
Hey, I'm Charlie Bailygates want to see my weasel?
Warden, I want my own cell!
I'm going to make it up to that little circus geek in there
Parked it for you, Dick.
Yes, I had sex with you, it was disgusting and deceitful.
Just because I rock doesn't mean I'm made of stone.
"I don't have a eating disorder" says Irene, Hank says "Whatever you say slim"
You can't beat the open road!
They gave me incredible cotton mouth.
You said you'd eat whale blubber!
It's funny how a man reacts when his heart has been broken. Some men break down and cry like a baby. And some others take an uzi and climb a clock tower.