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Quotes from the movie Me, Myself
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Whats the matter.... got a little extra cheese on your taco...
Hank


How about while you're at it you go over there and take a big steamy piss on the power lines... I'm here to save your life.
Hank


Punch me in the face!
Hank


Are you telling me I have to carry your sorry ass? Alright wussy... Jesus, you're heavy!
Hank


Yeah, and this is my fist and it doesn't take much for me to start throwing it around!
Hank


Hey, I'm Charlie Bailygates want to see my weasel?
Hank


Warden, I want my own cell!
Hank


I'm going to make it up to that little circus geek in there
Hank


Parked it for you, Dick.
Hank


Yes, I had sex with you, it was disgusting and deceitful.
Hank


Just because I rock doesn't mean I'm made of stone.
Hank


"I don't have a eating disorder" says Irene, Hank says "Whatever you say slim"
Hank


You can't beat the open road!
Charlie


They gave me incredible cotton mouth.
Charlie


You said you'd eat whale blubber!
Charlie


It's funny how a man reacts when his heart has been broken. Some men break down and cry like a baby. And some others take an uzi and climb a clock tower.
Narrator


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