Boo, you whore!
Please stop talking.
Is butter a carb?
How do you bring Gretchen to a party at my house and then scam on some poor, innocent girl right in front of us three days later? She's not interested! Do you want to have sex with him? o Good. Then it's settled, so you can go shave your back now. Bye, Jason.
I want to lose three pounds.
Why are you such a skeez?
Well, this has been sufficiently awkward...
Your face smells like peppermint!
Watch where you're going fat-ass!
And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals. Amen.
I don't hate you 'cause you're fat... you're fat 'cause I hate you.
Oh, hi. Did you wanna buy some drugs?
Alyssa, I'm sorry I called you a gap-toothed bitch. It's not your fault you're so gap-toothed.
I wish we were all happy like we used to be in middle school. I wish I could bake a cake full of rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy. No...I just have a lot of feelings...
Made out with a hotdog? Oh my God, that was one time!
Glen Coco...four for you Glen Coco!!! You go Glen Coco!!!