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Quotes from the movie Mean Girls
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Boo, you whore!
Regina


Please stop talking.
Regina


Is butter a carb?
Regina


How do you bring Gretchen to a party at my house and then scam on some poor, innocent girl right in front of us three days later? She's not interested! Do you want to have sex with him? o Good. Then it's settled, so you can go shave your back now. Bye, Jason.
Regina


I want to lose three pounds.
Regina


Why are you such a skeez?
Regina


Well, this has been sufficiently awkward...
Ms. Norbury


Your face smells like peppermint!
Aaron Samuels


Watch where you're going fat-ass!
Emma Gerber


And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals. Amen.
Homeschooled Boy


I don't hate you 'cause you're fat... you're fat 'cause I hate you.
Jessica Lopez


Oh, hi. Did you wanna buy some drugs?
Ms. Norbury


Alyssa, I'm sorry I called you a gap-toothed bitch. It's not your fault you're so gap-toothed.
Michigan Girl


I wish we were all happy like we used to be in middle school. I wish I could bake a cake full of rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy. No...I just have a lot of feelings...
Crying Girl


Made out with a hotdog? Oh my God, that was one time!
Amber D'Alessio


X-Y-L-O-C-A-R-P...XYLOCARP
Homeschooled Girl


Glen Coco...four for you Glen Coco!!! You go Glen Coco!!!
Santa Claus