Quotes from the Movie Mean Girls

I can't go out...I'm sick

Karen

You know whos lookin fine tonight? Seth Mosakowski.

Karen

He's my first cousin...see you got your cousins, then your first cousins... that's not right is it?

Karen

So if you're from Africa...why are you white?

Karen

Yo yo yo! All...you...sucka MCees ain't got nothin' on me. From my grades to my rhymes, you can't touch Kevin G. I'm a mathlete, So a nerd is inferred, but forget what you heard, I'm like James Bond the Third. Sh-sh-shaken not stirred, I'm Kevin Gnapoor. The G is silent when I sneak through your door and make love to your woman on the bathroom floor. I don't play it like Shaggy, you'll know it was me 'cause the next time you see her she be like "Oh! Kevin G..."

Kevin Gnapoor

Hey, Africa.

Kevin Gnapoor

Cady, this is your night. Don't let the hataz stop you from doin' yo' thang!

Kevin Gnapoor

DAMN, I'd rather see you out there shakin' that thang!

Kevin Gnapoor

I'm sorry, I only date women of color.

Kevin Gnapoor

Hell, no. I did *not* leave the South Side for this!

Dr. Duvall

Coach Carr, step away from the underage girls!

Dr. Duvall

Miss Smith, why would Regina refer to herself as a..."fugly slut?"

Dr. Duvall

I want to hear you make some noise! Alright, everyone settle down.

Dr. Duvall

My apologies. I have a nephew named Anfernee, and I know how mad he gets when I call him Anthony. Almost as mad as I get when I think about the fact that my sister named him Anfernee.

Dr. Duvall

I oughta cancel your Spring Fling. Now, I'm not gonna do that because we've already paid the DJ, but don't think I'm not taking this book seriously. Coach Carr has fled school property. Ms. Norbury has been accused of selling drugs. Now what the young ladies in this grade need is an attitude makeover. And you're going to get it, right now. I don't care how long it takes. I will keep you here all night. I will keep you here until four.

Dr. Duvall

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