Quotes from the Movie Mean Girls

Get in loser, we're going shopping.


I gave him everything...I was half a virgin when I met him!


I know she's kind of socially retarded and weird, but she's my friend...so, just promise me you wont make fun of her!


Boo, you whore!


Please stop talking.


Is butter a carb?


How do you bring Gretchen to a party at my house and then scam on some poor, innocent girl right in front of us three days later? She's not interested! Do you want to have sex with him? o Good. Then it's settled, so you can go shave your back now. Bye, Jason.


I want to lose three pounds.


Why are you such a skeez?


Well, this has been sufficiently awkward...

Ms. Norbury

Your face smells like peppermint!

Aaron Samuels

Watch where you're going fat-ass!

Emma Gerber

And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals. Amen.

Homeschooled Boy

I don't hate you 'cause you're fat... you're fat 'cause I hate you.

Jessica Lopez

Oh, hi. Did you wanna buy some drugs?

Ms. Norbury

Alyssa, I'm sorry I called you a gap-toothed bitch. It's not your fault you're so gap-toothed.

Michigan Girl

I wish we were all happy like we used to be in middle school. I wish I could bake a cake full of rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy. No...I just have a lot of feelings...

Crying Girl

Made out with a hotdog? Oh my God, that was one time!

Amber D'Alessio


Homeschooled Girl

Glen Coco...four for you Glen Coco!!! You go Glen Coco!!!

Santa Claus

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