Quotes from the Movie Mean Girls

You know, most people just take the crown and leave.

Dr. Duvall

I hear Regina George is dating Aaron Samuels again. The two were seen canoodling at Chris Iso's Halloween party. And they've been inseparable ever since.

Dr. Duvall

Can I get you guys anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know! Oh, God love ya.

Mrs. George

Hey, hey, hey. How are my best girlfriends?

Mrs. George

I just want you to know, if you ever need anything, don't be shy, OK? There are NO rules in the house. I'm not like a *regular* mom, I'm a *cool* mom.

Mrs. George

Oh god, no, honey, what kind of a mother do you think I am? Why, do you want some? Because if you're gonna drink, I'd rather you do it in the house.

Mrs. George

Happy Hour is from four to six!

Mrs. George

I'm gonna make you girls a hump-day treat!

Mrs. George

Soooo....what is up? What are all the hot jams? What is the 411? What's all the hot gossip? What is everybody talking about?

Mrs. George

Why do you wear your hair like that? Your hair looks so sexy pushed back. Cady, will you please tell him his hair looks sexy pushed back?

Regina

I know, right?

Regina

Do you know what people say about you? They say you are homeschooled jungle freak who's a less hot version of me. So don't try to act all innocent. You can take that fake apology and shove it straight up your hairy little-

Regina

Get in loser, we're going shopping.

Regina

I gave him everything...I was half a virgin when I met him!

Regina

I know she's kind of socially retarded and weird, but she's my friend...so, just promise me you wont make fun of her!

Regina
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