Quotes from the Movie Mean Girls

She doesn't even go here!

Damien

My nana takes her wig off when she's drunk

Damien

You can't join Mathletes... it's social suicide.

Damien

Coach Carr, Trang Pak?

Damien

Oh my God - Danny DeVito! I love your work!

Damien

She sits next to me in English. Last week, she asked me how to spell "orange".

Damien

Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant, while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What's so great about Caesar? Hm? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that's not what Rome is about. We should totally just STAB Caesar!

Gretchen

If only you knew how mean she really is... You'd know that I'm not allowed to wear hoop earrings, right? Yeah! Two years ago she told me hoops earrings were *her* thing and I wasn't allowed to wear them anymore. And then for Hannukah my parents got me this pair of really expensive white gold hoops and I had to pretend like I didn't even like them and... it was so sad. And you know she cheats on Aaron? Yes, every Thursday he thinks she's doing SAT prep but really she's hooking up with Shane Ohman in the projection room above the auditorium! I never told anybody that because I am *such* a good friend!

Gretchen

I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me... but I can't help it that I'm popular.

Gretchen

Irregardless, ex-boyfriends are just off limits to friends. I mean that's just like the rules of feminism!

Gretchen

Oh no, I can't say anything else until I have a parent or lawyer present.

Gretchen

So fetch!

Gretchen

Oh my God, Karen.. you can't just ask people why they're white.

Gretchen

Check out her mom's boob job, they're hard as rocks.

Gretchen

Regina says she doens't want to hang out with you because you're such a slut!

Gretchen

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