Quotes from the Movie Mean Girls

So if you're from Africa...why are you white?

Karen

Yo yo yo! All...you...sucka MCees ain't got nothin' on me. From my grades to my rhymes, you can't touch Kevin G. I'm a mathlete, So a nerd is inferred, but forget what you heard, I'm like James Bond the Third. Sh-sh-shaken not stirred, I'm Kevin Gnapoor. The G is silent when I sneak through your door and make love to your woman on the bathroom floor. I don't play it like Shaggy, you'll know it was me 'cause the next time you see her she be like "Oh! Kevin G..."

Kevin Gnapoor

Hey, Africa.

Kevin Gnapoor

Cady, this is your night. Don't let the hataz stop you from doin' yo' thang!

Kevin Gnapoor

DAMN, I'd rather see you out there shakin' that thang!

Kevin Gnapoor

I'm sorry, I only date women of color.

Kevin Gnapoor

Hell, no. I did *not* leave the South Side for this!

Dr. Duvall

Coach Carr, step away from the underage girls!

Dr. Duvall

Miss Smith, why would Regina refer to herself as a..."fugly slut?"

Dr. Duvall

I want to hear you make some noise! Alright, everyone settle down.

Dr. Duvall

My apologies. I have a nephew named Anfernee, and I know how mad he gets when I call him Anthony. Almost as mad as I get when I think about the fact that my sister named him Anfernee.

Dr. Duvall

I oughta cancel your Spring Fling. Now, I'm not gonna do that because we've already paid the DJ, but don't think I'm not taking this book seriously. Coach Carr has fled school property. Ms. Norbury has been accused of selling drugs. Now what the young ladies in this grade need is an attitude makeover. And you're going to get it, right now. I don't care how long it takes. I will keep you here all night. I will keep you here until four.

Dr. Duvall

You know, most people just take the crown and leave.

Dr. Duvall

I hear Regina George is dating Aaron Samuels again. The two were seen canoodling at Chris Iso's Halloween party. And they've been inseparable ever since.

Dr. Duvall

Can I get you guys anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know! Oh, God love ya.

Mrs. George

Hey, hey, hey. How are my best girlfriends?

Mrs. George

I just want you to know, if you ever need anything, don't be shy, OK? There are NO rules in the house. I'm not like a *regular* mom, I'm a *cool* mom.

Mrs. George

Oh god, no, honey, what kind of a mother do you think I am? Why, do you want some? Because if you're gonna drink, I'd rather you do it in the house.

Mrs. George

Happy Hour is from four to six!

Mrs. George

I'm gonna make you girls a hump-day treat!

Mrs. George

Soooo....what is up? What are all the hot jams? What is the 411? What's all the hot gossip? What is everybody talking about?

Mrs. George

Why do you wear your hair like that? Your hair looks so sexy pushed back. Cady, will you please tell him his hair looks sexy pushed back?

Regina

I know, right?

Regina

Do you know what people say about you? They say you are homeschooled jungle freak who's a less hot version of me. So don't try to act all innocent. You can take that fake apology and shove it straight up your hairy little-

Regina

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