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I have this theory, that if you cut off all her hair she'd look like a British man.
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The limit does not exist!
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Calling somebody else fat won't make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn't make you any smarter. And ruining Regina George's life definitely didn't make me any happier. All you can do in life is try to solve the problem in front of you.
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In Girl World, Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.
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I know it may look like I had become a bitch, but that's only because I was acting like a bitch.
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Everyone in Africa knows Swedish.
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Grool I meant to say cool and then I started to say great.
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Half the people in this room are mad at me, and the other half only like me because they think I pushed somebody in front a bus, so that's not good.
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I'm thinking of joining the Mathletes.
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I have enough cheese and crackers for 8 people...do you think that's enough?
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They think we're weirdly religious or something.
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At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you *will* get Chlamydia... and die.
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Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant. And die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK? Promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers.
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Chlamydia,...K, L, A....
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WANT MY PINK SHIRT BACK! I WANT MY PINK SHIRT BACK!
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She doesn't even go here!
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My nana takes her wig off when she's drunk
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You can't join Mathletes... it's social suicide.
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Coach Carr, Trang Pak?
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Oh my God - Danny DeVito! I love your work!
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She sits next to me in English. Last week, she asked me how to spell "orange".
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Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant, while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What's so great about Caesar? Hm? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that's not what Rome is about. We should totally just STAB Caesar!
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If only you knew how mean she really is... You'd know that I'm not allowed to wear hoop earrings, right? Yeah! Two years ago she told me hoops earrings were *her* thing and I wasn't allowed to wear them anymore. And then for Hannukah my parents got me this pair of really expensive white gold hoops and I had to pretend like I didn't even like them and... it was so sad. And you know she cheats on Aaron? Yes, every Thursday he thinks she's doing SAT prep but really she's hooking up with Shane Ohman in the projection room above the auditorium! I never told anybody that because I am *such* a good friend!
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I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me... but I can't help it that I'm popular.
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Irregardless, ex-boyfriends are just off limits to friends. I mean that's just like the rules of feminism!
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Oh no, I can't say anything else until I have a parent or lawyer present.
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So fetch!
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Oh my God, Karen.. you can't just ask people why they're white.
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Check out her mom's boob job, they're hard as rocks.
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Regina says she doens't want to hang out with you because you're such a slut!
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