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Quotes from the movie Mean Girls
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YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US!
Gretchen


This is Damian. He's almost too gay to function.
Janis


Oh, I love seeing teachers outside of school. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs.
Janis


And evil takes a human form in Regina George. Don't be fooled because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag, but in reality, she's so much more than that.
Janis


There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil things and those who see evil things and don't try to stop it
Janis


Wow, Damien, you've truly out-gayed yourself
Janis


Okay, yeah. I've got an apology. So, I have this friend who is a new student this year. And I convinced her that it would be fun to mess up Regina George's life. So I had her pretend to be friends with Regina, and then she would come to my house after and we would just laugh about all the dumb stuff Regina said. And we gave these candy bar things that would make her gain weight, and then we turned her best friends against her. And then... Oh yeah, Cady - you know my friend Cady? She made out with her boyfriend, and we convinced him to break up with her. Oh, God, and we gave her foot cream instead of face wash. God! I am so sorry Regina. Really, I don't know why I did this. I guess it's probably because I've got a big lesbian crush on you! Suck on that! AY-YI-YI-YI-YI-YI!
Janis


Your mom's chest hair!
Janis


You smell like a baby prostitute.
Janis


She's a life ruiner. She ruins people's lives.
Janis


On Wednesdays we wear pink!
Karen


There's a 30% chance that it's already raining!
Karen


Gretchen, I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhoea at Barnes & Nobles... And I'm sorry for telling everyone... And I'm sorry for repeating it just now.
Karen


I can put my whole fist in my mouth! Want to see?
Karen


I'm kind of physcic..I have a fifth sense! It's like I have ESPN or something...my breasts can always tell when it's going to rain...Well...they can tell when it's raining.
Karen


I can't go out...I'm sick
Karen


You know whos lookin fine tonight? Seth Mosakowski.
Karen


He's my first cousin...see you got your cousins, then your first cousins... that's not right is it?
Karen


So if you're from Africa...why are you white?
Karen


Yo yo yo! All...you...sucka MCees ain't got nothin' on me. From my grades to my rhymes, you can't touch Kevin G. I'm a mathlete, So a nerd is inferred, but forget what you heard, I'm like James Bond the Third. Sh-sh-shaken not stirred, I'm Kevin Gnapoor. The G is silent when I sneak through your door and make love to your woman on the bathroom floor. I don't play it like Shaggy, you'll know it was me 'cause the next time you see her she be like "Oh! Kevin G..."
Kevin Gnapoor


Hey, Africa.
Kevin Gnapoor


Cady, this is your night. Don't let the hataz stop you from doin' yo' thang!
Kevin Gnapoor


DAMN, I'd rather see you out there shakin' that thang!
Kevin Gnapoor


I'm sorry, I only date women of color.
Kevin Gnapoor


Hell, no. I did *not* leave the South Side for this!
Dr. Duvall


Coach Carr, step away from the underage girls!
Dr. Duvall


Miss Smith, why would Regina refer to herself as a..."fugly slut?"
Dr. Duvall


I want to hear you make some noise! Alright, everyone settle down.
Dr. Duvall


My apologies. I have a nephew named Anfernee, and I know how mad he gets when I call him Anthony. Almost as mad as I get when I think about the fact that my sister named him Anfernee.
Dr. Duvall


I oughta cancel your Spring Fling. Now, I'm not gonna do that because we've already paid the DJ, but don't think I'm not taking this book seriously. Coach Carr has fled school property. Ms. Norbury has been accused of selling drugs. Now what the young ladies in this grade need is an attitude makeover. And you're going to get it, right now. I don't care how long it takes. I will keep you here all night. I will keep you here until four.
Dr. Duvall


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