Quotes from the Movie Mean Girls

Irregardless, ex-boyfriends are just off limits to friends. I mean that's just like the rules of feminism!

Gretchen

Oh no, I can't say anything else until I have a parent or lawyer present.

Gretchen

So fetch!

Gretchen

Oh my God, Karen.. you can't just ask people why they're white.

Gretchen

Check out her mom's boob job, they're hard as rocks.

Gretchen

Regina says she doens't want to hang out with you because you're such a slut!

Gretchen

YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US!

Gretchen

This is Damian. He's almost too gay to function.

Janis

Oh, I love seeing teachers outside of school. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs.

Janis

And evil takes a human form in Regina George. Don't be fooled because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag, but in reality, she's so much more than that.

Janis

There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil things and those who see evil things and don't try to stop it

Janis

Wow, Damien, you've truly out-gayed yourself

Janis

Okay, yeah. I've got an apology. So, I have this friend who is a new student this year. And I convinced her that it would be fun to mess up Regina George's life. So I had her pretend to be friends with Regina, and then she would come to my house after and we would just laugh about all the dumb stuff Regina said. And we gave these candy bar things that would make her gain weight, and then we turned her best friends against her. And then... Oh yeah, Cady - you know my friend Cady? She made out with her boyfriend, and we convinced him to break up with her. Oh, God, and we gave her foot cream instead of face wash. God! I am so sorry Regina. Really, I don't know why I did this. I guess it's probably because I've got a big lesbian crush on you! Suck on that! AY-YI-YI-YI-YI-YI!

Janis

Your mom's chest hair!

Janis

You smell like a baby prostitute.

Janis

She's a life ruiner. She ruins people's lives.

Janis

On Wednesdays we wear pink!

Karen

There's a 30% chance that it's already raining!

Karen

Gretchen, I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhoea at Barnes & Nobles... And I'm sorry for telling everyone... And I'm sorry for repeating it just now.

Karen

I can put my whole fist in my mouth! Want to see?

Karen

I'm kind of physcic..I have a fifth sense! It's like I have ESPN or something...my breasts can always tell when it's going to rain...Well...they can tell when it's raining.

Karen

I can't go out...I'm sick

Karen

You know whos lookin fine tonight? Seth Mosakowski.

Karen

He's my first cousin...see you got your cousins, then your first cousins... that's not right is it?

Karen

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