Quotes from the Movie Mean Girls

I have this theory, that if you cut off all her hair she'd look like a British man.

Cady

The limit does not exist!

Cady

Calling somebody else fat won't make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn't make you any smarter. And ruining Regina George's life definitely didn't make me any happier. All you can do in life is try to solve the problem in front of you.

Cady

In Girl World, Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.

Cady

I know it may look like I had become a bitch, but that's only because I was acting like a bitch.

Cady

Everyone in Africa knows Swedish.

Cady

Grool I meant to say cool and then I started to say great.

Cady

Half the people in this room are mad at me, and the other half only like me because they think I pushed somebody in front a bus, so that's not good.

Cady

I'm thinking of joining the Mathletes.

Cady

I have enough cheese and crackers for 8 people...do you think that's enough?

Cady

They think we're weirdly religious or something.

Cady

At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you *will* get Chlamydia... and die.

Coach Carr

Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant. And die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK? Promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers.

Coach Carr

Chlamydia,...K, L, A....

Coach Carr

WANT MY PINK SHIRT BACK! I WANT MY PINK SHIRT BACK!

Damien

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