I've always planned to be a failure anyway, that's why I plan to marry an extremely wealthy woman.
It's a tiny bit arrogant of people to go around worrying about those less fortunate.
Playing strip poker with an exhibitionist somehow takes the challenge out of it.
Rick Von Slonecker is tall, rich, good looking, stupid, dishonest, conceited, a bully, liar, drunk and thief, an egomaniac, and probably psychotic. In short, highly attractive to women.
The cha cha is no more ridiculous than life itself.
I guess you could say it's extremely vulgar, I like it a lot.
Driver! Follow that pedestrian!
Dawn in the big city. There are eight million stories out there.
You don't have to read a book to have an opinion.
I've never been this drunk before. The problem is, with Fred no longer drinking, I can't pace myself.
I haven't been giving you the silent treatment. I just haven't been talking to you.
People see the harm in what excessive candor can do.
Men are dates, date substitutes or potential dates. I find that dehumanizing.
The acid test is whether you take any pleasure in responding to the question "What do you do?" I can't bear it.
When you're an egoist, none of the harm you do is intentional.
Good night! Oh... good luck with your Furrierism!