I am in a dress, I have gel in my hair, I haven't slept all night, I'm starved, AND I'm armed! Don't MESS with me!
Look, she's gonna cry again. 'Oh, if I only had a brain."'
I'm sorry, what was the question? I was distracted by the half-masticated cow rolling around in your wide-open trap.
There are no words.
Smilers wear a crown, losers wear a frown.
If I'd ever had a daughter, I imagine she might have been something like you... which is perhaps why I've never reproduced.
You old fruitcake! Victor: How dare you, you... cupcake!
Once I stole a pair of red underwear from the department store. My mom wouldn't buy them for me - she said they were Satan's panties!
Is this you not arguing? 'Cause you suck at it.
I would so love to hurt you right now.
As long as you smile.
What, no armored car?
That would be in my other dress.
Of course he had a gun. This is Texas! Everybody has a gun. My florist has a gun!
I don't own a gun. My ancestors were Quakers.