No wire hangers! What's wire hangers doing in this closet when I told you no wire hangers, ever?! I work and I slave until I'm half dead, and all I hear people say is she's getting old. And what do I get? A daughter who cares as much about the beautiful dresses I give her as she cares about me! What's wire hangers doing in this closet?!
Tina, bring me the axe!
When you polish the floor you have to move the tree.
I'm not mad at you, Helga, I'm mad at the dirt!
Scrub. Scrub, Christina. It's not. This floor is not clean! Look at it! This floor is not clean! None of it... this floor is not clean. Nothing is clean. This whole place is a mess!
Clean up this mess!
Figure it out.
I should have known you'd know where to find the boys and the booze!
Who wants to go swimming?
Ah... you lost again!
Ah, but nobody ever said that life was fair, Tina. I'm bigger and I'm faster. I will always beat you.
Why can't you give me the respect that I'm entitled to? Why can't you treat me like I would be treated by any stranger on the street?
Don't you ever use that tone of voice again with me, Missy. Who do you think you're talking to?
When I told you to call me that, I wanted you to mean it.
Barbara, please! Please Barbara!
I can handle the socks.
It all comes out in the wash.
Mayer should know the price I pay!
Adopted children are luckiest because they were chosen.
I wanna know... why did you adopt me?!
Because I am not one of your fans!
Maybe just a little true.
Does she? Does she...?
No, go back. Strap yourself in. She'll kill me if she finds out.