Quotes from the Movie Flubber

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn't have become teachers.

Phillip Brainard

I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level.

Phillip Brainard

This definitely has applications in the field of sports. Ho, ho, ho! Yes!

Phillip Brainard

I'm here to sell you the Flubber.

Phillip Brainard

Flubber's a very quixotic substance. It's very difficult to handle. Have you tried to do anything with it?

Phillip Brainard

Well, I could make it a lot easier for you. If you give us a 30 day extension on the loan, I'll tell you everything I know... and make you a great deal of Flubber.

Phillip Brainard

Weebo - - I've solved all our problems!

Phillip Brainard

Flubber is going to the basketball game.

Phillip Brainard

I think you know why.

Phillip Brainard

Wish I understand human beings. Wish I understand women. Wish I understand emotions and passions. Wish I understand any of that. If I did, I woudn't have had to spend my entire life in a laboratory trying to figure out how the world works. I would've been out in the world trying to figure out why it works. [Weebo records Phillip Brainard on her display screen] I know I love her, weebo. Every neuron in my limbic system is saturated with phenylethylamine. That triggers euphoria, elation exhilaration. Truth is, Weebo, I'm not absent-minded because I'm selfish, crazy or inconsiderate. I'm absent-minded because I'm in love with Sarah.

Phillip Brainard

I was just gonna, you know, grade my lunch, eat a few tests and hope for the best.

Professor Philip (Phil) Brainard

I was just gonna, you know, grade my lunch, eat a few tests and hope for the best.

Professor Philip (Phil) Brainard

Well, like everybody else, Ruthie. I just cross my legs real tight.

Professor Philip (Phil) Brainard

Oh, come on. You're not gonna blow chips.

Professor Philip (Phil) Brainard

You don't have a stomach.

Professor Philip (Phil) Brainard