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Looks at me,m y first day as a woman and I'm getting hot flashes.
Carpe dentum. Seize the teeth.
It was a run-by fruiting!
I can hip-hop, be-bop, dance till ya drop, and yo yo yo, make a wicked cup of coco.
Ohh. Touch me again and I'll drown you ye bastard!
Look, Natty. That's called liposuction.
You know they often say a man with a car like thats trying the compensate for smaller genitals sissy, but not in your case, cause i see that your a strapping aren't ya.
She's got a power tool in the bedroom. She Could break a sidewalk to that thing. Surprised she hasn't chipped her teeth.
Upstairs, my little noseminers! Go! Flee before me! Onward and upward! Go pump some neurons. Expand your craniums
Ever wish you could freeze frame a moment in your day, and look at it and say "this is not my life"?
You don't really like wearing that stuff, do you Dad?
Oh my god! oh my god! The whole time? The whole time? THE WHOLE TIME?! I have to go. We have to leave now. We have to go. I have to leave. We have to leave.
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